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SuperTORQ ☸️ retweeted
PRIVATE & CONFIDENTIAL
UNSTABLE COIN — FORMAL OFFER OF EMPLOYMENT
Dear Mr Huang @JensenHuang
Following a thorough recruitment process consisting of seeing your name trending, we are delighted to offer you the position of Chief Instability Officer at Unstable Coin.
Remuneration
You will receive 0.69% of the total token supply. This figure reflects our commitment to competitive compensation and our refusal to let HR round it up.
Key responsibilities
- Accelerate our chart using whatever you were putting in those graphics cards.
- Deliver keynote speeches in a leather jacket until investors stop asking.
- Manage sensitive relationships.
- Describe all sudden price collapses as “a transition to next-generation infrastructure.”
Benefits
You will enjoy unlimited annual leave, unrestricted jacket expenses and a board whose expectations are already exceptionally low.
To accept, please sign below.
We look forward to building something unstable together.
Yours sincerely,
The Board of Unstable Coin
Human Resources. Limited Resources. No Reserves.
SuperTORQ ☸️ retweeted
DEMOCRATS WIN ONE ELECTION AND CEOS AREN’T EVEN ALLOWED TO BANG EMPLOYEES ANYMORE.
WE HAVE LOST OUR WAY AS A SOCIETY.
SuperTORQ ☸️ retweeted
Let me break it down to you + request all of you to share this on & pls make it viral
Anthropic IPO is 1 week ahead
Capital tied up in NVDA needs to go to Anthropic for existing investors (DEM) to exit their 1000000x stake
Prayers with our GOAT J.H.
SuperTORQ ☸️ retweeted
$USDUC is an active bomb + so big that when it reaches absurd numbers; it will be too obvious
usduc.money/
This is not a normal thingy. Go through above website ///
SuperTORQ ☸️ retweeted
Hi because you get rinsed by the same KOL grifters who have done it for years and never learn.
I tried calling out Ansem numerous times in the past for promoting micro cap and celeb tokens but gamblers brought him credibility and exit liquidity yet again this cycle.
So why should I care at all?
I am busy with recent incidents like the French bank heist, DPRK, or The Com where my work actually brings measurable impact rather than engagement from calling out known bad actors and saying the obvious.
SuperTORQ ☸️ retweeted
Down markets are where conviction gets built.
They’re also some of the best times to DCA into established cult coins you believe will still be here when the bull market comes back.
$USDUC is a perfect example.
Multiple T1 listings. A narrative built around the irony of an unstable coin in an increasingly unstable financial system. And a die hard community that continues to show up, build and push the culture forward.
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SuperTORQ ☸️ retweeted
smoking weed and Buddhism was a self-medicating therapy intervention for resolving trauma and PTSD
tbh it largely worked
Buddhism helped me fix myself
weed & meditation helped me process my childhood, my youth, so many things
