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Princeton grad. Writer. Barren womb. Connoisseur of top shelf libations. 🖕🏼you E.M.

Earth for now
Joined February 2015
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Siobhan Yossarian retweeted
Elmo says he gets really upset when people post videos of him giving the Nazi salute. So whatever you do- DO NOT RETWEET THIS:
Elmo is big mad that people make fun of him because he's a Nazi.
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Siobhan Yossarian retweeted
Trump and Epstein on the #LolitaExpress
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This is an AI-generated image. It has various oddities, such as the impossible geometry of the ceiling and strip lights, Trump's garbled hands, and the fact that Epstein is apparently in reclining levitation against Trump's seat. The wine glass is wrong and so on. npr.org/2023/06/07/118…
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Let's take out the trash, America
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Our children keep getting slaughtered at school just so these ridiculous chucklefucks can continue cosplaying Rambo at Starbucks
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At first glance of this poster I thought it was Frances McDormand. #Oscar
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The #AllQuietOnTheWesternFront score is haunting. Deserved the win. #Oscar
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Lady Gaga! ❤️❤️❤️
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I want Charlie Mackesey’s hair. #oscar
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Elizabeth Olson has a sexy voice #Oscar
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.@elonmusk you’re an insufferable douchebag whose self-importance is pathetic.
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When is the last time you had a donut?
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What historical event happened when you were a child? #WritingCommunity #writing #writer
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★★★★★ "A noir thriller like few others with all the elements of effective crime fiction: excellent pacing, an unpredictable story, and complex but relatable characters." — SP Review amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B08W3QVZ8… #WhatToRead
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Siobhan Yossarian retweeted
Physics is Everything, Physics is Everywhere
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Anyone need a #writerslift? #writingcommmunity and #writers show me your #books and #wip. I’ll #FolloForFolloBack and retweet your work.
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A U.S. Marine comments on gun safety:
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We are NOT communists.
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