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"but if you don't make p*rn what do you post on your OF?" Well...
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Whoever invented popcorn ceilings, I hope you catch your belt on every door handle. I hope you hit every red light while plagued with chronic diarrhea. I hope your pillow is always warm and you stub your pinky toe on every table and chair.
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I'd never know if my house was haunted bc I have cats
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No woman on here is surprised by this 馃槀 Every "straight" cashmaster is secretly a finslut, every "alpha male" secretly likes CBT
Is the reason ANDREW TATE'S BALLS DON'T WORK because he has a HOMEMADE CASTRATION and BALL TORTURE fetish? AS CONFIRMED BY COURT DOCUMENTS? (Trigger warning and no I'm not joking)
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I fucking hate "subs" like this Buy me what *I* want, or better yet shut up and send and don't worry your dumb little head about what I'm doing with MY money, it's clearly better off with me
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Us: *having a nice breakfast at the hotel* Stormy, unprompted: the biggest planet in the world is gonna DIE when the sun dies 馃槼 Good morning to you to baby girl
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May be my favorite thing I've eaten all trip tbh
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I'm on vacation so I haven't been on Twitter but logged on to: Selma Blair biting a flight attendant Shutter CEO is the people's hero Kelly Clarkson beefing with a NY shop Tom Wellings dick And a roller coaster death at my home park What in the fuck is going on
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This is such a dad response omg 馃拃
Replying to @chriswaterguy
That doesn't sound like something I would do so probably not
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Who needs a stairmaster when you've got Great Wolf Lodge 馃ゴ
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Granny glasses fit for the water park
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You can buy me a drink. You're welcome.
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I ordered beef tartare, which came in a beef bone, and they told me it was customary to do a shot of congac through the bone marrow. Sounds like a lie but who am I to decline 馃槀 Bottoms up babes!
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10 days 6 states 1700 miles 29 hours in the car Worth every minute
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My mans in surgery now! Send quick healing vibes
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He's in recovery! Nurse called to let me know first thing he did as he woke from anesthesia was profess his love for me 馃ぃ馃ぃ she said "TWELVE YEARS?! Marry that man" lmfao
My mans in surgery now! Send quick healing vibes
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Bless my surgeon 馃檹馃徎 馃槏
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I can't decide what to be for Halloween this year. I was gonna do Bride of Chucky but BF changed his mind last minute
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BF has been making me watch TV with him while he recovers. So far I've made it thru the new Carrie series, Lanterns, and VisionQuest
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My kids are super into horror this year and my 7 yr old BEGGED to watch IT and made it maybe 30 min before she changed her mind so now we're watching Five Nights at Freddy's lmao my kids are fucking weird
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We went to Fright Fest at Six Flags Georgia last night for my kid's bday and at the end of the Camp Slasher maze a Jason with a chainsaw chased my kid all the way to the exit, turned around, and high fived me as he walked back up 馃槀馃槀馃槀 10/10
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