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Geopolitical strategist | Media critic | Connecting dots across borders | 🦅| 73305

Lagos, Nigeria
Joined July 2016
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Yo..big ups to @wizkidayo ...you're an icon and a legend bro!! Joro is a big tune 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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What men think “no strings attached” means vs. what women think it means His version: • No commitment. • No difficult conversations. • Still expects her to answer every call and keep herself available. Her version:
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• No relationship means no relationship privileges. • My time and attention aren’t automatically yours. • If feelings develop, we communicate. We don’t play games.
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What men think happens when “ Friends with benefits” catches feelings vs. what women know happens His version: • We agreed to keep it casual. • Why is she suddenly acting different? • I never promised her anything. Her version:
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• Feelings don’t always follow the agreement. • Physical intimacy can make things complicated. • If you notice she’s getting attached, have an honest conversation instead of treating her like she’s crazy.
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What men think aftercare means vs. what women think it means 👀❤️ His version: • The sex was good. • She looks satisfied. • Time to grab my phone and relax. Her version:
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• Hold me a little longer. • Kiss my forehead without me asking. • Make me feel loved after making me feel wanted. The real intimacy starts when the clothes are back on. ❤️
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What men think happens after “sÉx” vs. what women remember 👀🔥 His version: • The best part is over. • She enjoyed herself. • We can talk tomorrow. Her version:
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• Did he pull me closer? • Did he check if I was okay? • Did I still feel special when the excitement faded? The way you treat her after intimacy can speak louder than what happened during it. ❤️
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What men call “sexual confidence” vs. what women call sexual confidence His version: • Always making the first move. • Acting like he knows everything. • Never admitting he doesn’t know what she likes. Her version:
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• Being comfortable enough to ask what feels good. • Listening instead of assuming. • Knowing confidence isn’t about pretending to be an expert; it’s about caring enough to learn.
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What men think a “woman’s orgasm”means vs. what women know about their orgasms His version: • She made a sound. • She said it felt good. • He’s officially the best she’s ever had. Her version:
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• Enjoying yourself doesn’t mean he’s the best. • One good night doesn’t erase everything else. • Sometimes she’s being polite, and his ego is writing a documentary.
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Essence, Smile, Brown Skin Girl, One Dance, Dis Love, malo,Gimme Dat, Dynamite, Checklist, My Love, Sundown, Slow, bad for you Tems, H.E.R., Beyonce, Kyla, Tiwa Savage, Ayra Starr, Tyla, Normani, Dua Lipa, Zara Larsson, Anaïs Cardot, Jazmine Sullivan, Justin skye Nigerian and international queens. Wizkid’s catalogue speaks. Davido and Burna can keep trying 😂😂
Nobody makes better music with female singers than Davido
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You can’t preach empowerment and allegedly fail to reward the winner.
This gist is crazy! 😳 A food competition has refused to pay its winner the ₦10 million grand prize. Streetfood Naija is being called out by its recent winner, Akaraexpress, for refusing to pay him his prize money after announcing him as the winner online. Akaraexpress, a roadside business owner, heard about how the competition helps small food businesses gain visibility and decided to participate. He closed shop for a while to ensure he performed well in the competition, which cost him time, energy, and money. With Enioluwa as the host, Akaraexpress emerged as the winner of the competition. However, he claims the organisers have refused to pay him, telling him he had to attend culinary school first , which he did Almost a year later, he claims he is yet to be paid. He is now appealing to Nigerians and the organisers to help him get his money, saying he is depr£ssed and deeply in business d£bt. What are your thoughts?
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Wait, Mark Angel is actually this tall? 😭😂 Seeing him live at the CapitalSage Mega Exhibition in Ibadan is a different experience entirely.
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Dealer busting on 23 never looked this smooth ♠️
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What men call “friends with benefits” vs. what women call friends with benefits His version: • Sex whenever he wants. • No labels, no expectations. • Gets jealous when she starts entertaining someone else. Her version:
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• Good sex without the relationship stress. • No acting possessive over a man who isn’t hers. • Benefits don’t include boyfriend privileges.
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What men call a “situationship” vs. what women call a situationship His version: • We act like a couple. • We sleep together regularly. • Why does she keep asking where this is going? Her version:
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• You want the intimacy of a boyfriend. • You enjoy the loyalty of a girlfriend. • But somehow, defining the relationship is where you suddenly lose your vocabulary.
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In touch with the new touchscreen MacBook Pro, and always in mind for the next bet. 🍏🎲…@Duelbits
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In touch with the new touchscreen MacBook Pro, and always in mind for the next bet. 🍏🎲…@Duelbits
In touch, in mind.
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