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Swampbabe

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 Taiwan
Joined February 2021
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Cris ✨@lionesspike5 May 2025
YOUR OUTIE SERVES LOOKS ON THE MET GALA CARPET #metgala
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I like getting my hair cut in Taiwan because my stylist massages my head so hard that it’s sore the next day. But in a good way.
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So sorry but I don’t like sally rooney books.
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My baby just turned five months old and he already has six teeth. Like are we done teething already?? These baby milestones are wildly inconsistent 🦷
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I just pumped 100ml of milk at work in the art supply closet and somehow a leaf got in the bag of milk. I’m trying to be chill and cool about it so I think I’m just gonna get some ice cream for lunch. 🍦
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People keep inviting me to stuff and I’m like lol I’m gonna leave the baby with dad and come out. I don’t need to be with my baby all the time. But actually I just show up with my baby bc I do need to be with my baby all the time.
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If any MAGA Republicans want to sell their tickets for Taylor Swift in New Orleans on October 26th, DM me.
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I need to unsubscribe from The NY Times bc my friend Lyndi texts me news faster than any of the news apps on my phone.
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Remember when Oprah elected Obama in 2008? I think T Swift just did that for Kamala
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Squeezing fresh French bread to find the perfect one
Courtyard Brewery (@CourtyardBrew) profile pictureCourtyard Brewery@CourtyardBrew7 Sep 2024
If they held a New Orleans Olympics I'd compete in the Pothole Slalom and the Crawfish Peel-a-thon. What's your event?
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The amount of anger I get when the doctor sends me home with 15 satchels of Tylenol and Pepcid AC is irrational but really why send me home with some nonsense I can get at the pharmacy?
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Today at work Auntie sent me home with an enormous pot of soup. 🥣
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If you don’t drive your scooter for two weeks in Zhubei you can get 1 free mango 🍹
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SOMEONE JUST ASKED ME IF I WAS PREGNANT. lol I thought we all knew never to ask this question. It’s ok and NORMAL to not have flat stomach.
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Better to avoid me at work bc I’m gonna take you hostage and force you to look at pics of my baby. And get offended if you don’t react with a gasp and say it’s the cutest baby you’ve ever seen.
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Three people fell into my trap today. Already before lunch💅
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Went to the bookstore on my lunch break. These kids books yaaaallllll💕😍
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Just started crying at work because I started thinking about reading the Polar Express to my baby when Christmas comes because my mom used to read that to me 😭
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We’re definitely in the four month sleep regression. I feel I shouldn’t complain too much because he’s been sleeping eight hours a night since he hit 5kg but it’s weird. The shift is so big. Glad people warned me about it
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Is mom vision a thing? I think my baby looks like me but when I show people a picture of him (even people who don’t know his dad) they’re like “he looks like daddy” and I’m like LOL are we looking at the same baby?!
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