Raymond “Swift” Shag

Last night I washed my bedsheets and made my bed blacked out #MVP

Just saw someone got engaged in my year, I still think 6 7 is funny and I’ve played 2 ceeps games today #special

Went in Neon Cactus bathroom to see a huge woman using a stall being protected by a dude. I need therapy after this

You know a girl isn’t a real one when she tells another girl to get a bob #fake #nuke

I ALWAYS BELIEVED IN BARRY

Scared money don’t make money #Imcooked

Landing in Vegas in about 40 hours, might need to delete this app until Monday #proactive

Awesome weekend overall, but the lowlight was definitely seeing a girl I like dancing with another man. Asked the bartender I know to just pour me something really strong, dude understood the assignment #goat #BrunoMars

Sitting courtside for backrooms #hellyeah

Beer fridge dox at 62 followers

In a world full of Cam Shitter’s, be a Payton Tolle

Tavon Austin college highlights to end the night

People from medieval times don’t understand how much effort it takes to not throw up all over your laptop hungover in class #fuck

In a world of Dalton Rushing’s, be a Payton Tolle

Currently at 800 steps on the day and I plan on doing this for the next four months every sunday #expand

Kevin Kane is a fucking terrorist

THIS OFFENSE IS SO FUCKING REFRESHING. HOLD STRONG DEFENSE #PurdueFootball

I was ready to nuke the tall dudes behind us (they would’ve folded me like an omelette)