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27, UK. Football Shirt Collector by day, asleep at night (probably the other way around).

Joined February 2015
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Replying to @AnthoPag
Because they keep building on old code, staff that knew the code left and the new staff don't know how to fix it. So they build on top out of fear that, if they try to fix or start again, they'll lose what they have now. Personally I would love a reset of gameplay and engine.
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I genuinely wonder what % of Christmas market stalls will use AI slop this year, surely north of 80%
Sausage prices remain stable this year - you’re looking at paying £8 for a German Bratwurst at the Manchester Christmas Markets
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This is the most pointless thing in the world...
🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Following Cristiano Ronaldo's international retirement, Transavia airline has retired seat 7C on its flights to Funchal, his birthplace. You can take Ronaldo out of Portugal, but you can't take the legend out of Portugal. 🇵🇹❤️
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We need to be more like the French, a horrifying though, but they have the right idea. Burn the data centres, simply saying no gets ignored.
We're being told that we might not have enough gas to keep the power on throughout winter and we might face blackouts when all we have to do is turn the fucking data centres off?
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Mi hermano jugando al #OcarinaOfTime me acaba de mandar esto 😂😂😂 #OcarinaofTimeRemake #NintendoSwitch2
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Since the day I was able to vote. There has never been a politician or political party that has Ever done anything that might remotely have helped me or the working class. Everything this government does is detrimental to me. Absolute shambles of a country. Get me outta here
🚨 NEW: The Bank of England is now predicting that inflation in the UK will rise to around 5% next year, up from 3.2%
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🇬🇧 UK porn ban starts tomorrow (6 Nov 2026) From Friday, possessing or publishing certain types of pornography becomes a criminal offence in England and Wales under the Crime and Policing Act 2026. Banned content includes: • Strangulation or suffocation • Penetrative sex between people who appear related (or are pretending to be related, including some step/foster scenarios) • Adults role-playing as children under 16 Penalties: • Up to 2 years for possession of strangulation or “relative” content • Up to 3 years for the under-16 role-play material • Up to 5 years for publishing any of it
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defund all public services & youth clubs and give teenagers nothing to do except be online, then ban them from being online, and then ban them from speaking to their friends online. masterful gambit from the uk government i have to say
UKs Online Safety Minister has announced all in-game chat will be placed behind an ID gate. Cutting of teenagers from the ability to socialise, risking the cybersecurity of gamers and driving up costs for Gaming industry gamersvoice.org/uk-gaming-re… #SaveOurGames #Stopkillinginternet
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I’m so damn tired of the rest of us having to put our biometrics onto every site we use because the government don’t trust parents to parent.
The UK is set to restrict in-game chat for under-16s Players will be required to verify their age in order to use communication features
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Considering what I saw from Lacey last night. You cannot tell me Amass wouldn’t do a better job at LB than Dalot.
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Burnham sending an air strike after you've had a non Government-approved wank
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Pues sí, evidentemente en X iba a haber subnormales defendiendo a un animal que ha matado a una persona.
A los idiotas que llaman “asesino” al arquero del Andorra, supongo que serán conscientes de que el futbol es un deporte lleno de “asesinos”
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As they should. There's no excuse to be that high up the pitch as a GK, no excuse to be flying in the air at that speed with your knee up either. And to top it off he starts walking knowing he's getting a red card, rather than actually be concerned for the guy he's just hit.
Spanish police are investigating possible involuntary manslaughter after an on-field collision led to the passing of Jesus de Miguel 🚨
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El lenguaje corporal lo es todo. Si saltas así y te chocas sin querer lo primero que haces es disculparte. Este tipo ve la roja y se va a ducharse. No debe volver a pisar un estadio de fútbol.
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Aston Villa have dropped their threat of legal action against Sky Sports pundit Jamie Carragher.
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These African glory hunter accounts stick out so easily
What is this red logo on the chest represent? I see in all kits.
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Today marks exactly 10 years since Hacker T. Dog delivered the greatest unscripted line in British television history. "We're just normal men... We're just innocent men."
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Brent doesn't get enough hate and I mean that.
So Michael Carrick is a shit ex-player 🤦 His minions will come after me here, that’s fine. I’m not interested in a manager debate, it’s boring but to call Carrick a shit ex-player just shows his true colours. Embarrassing.
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FFS Nintendo you had one job
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He’s calling out Baleba being 70 million after 4 games yet he had his head up Hojlund’s arse for 2 years and never mentioned the price tag once.
Baleba off for Mainoo. Never a 70 million player
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In a reign of terror 62,000 people have been arrested for social media posts over the last 5 years. From March the regime will force you to use your passport, bank or Digital ID to use social media. It was never about the kids, it was always about control.
🚨 NEW: The age-check methods for Brits to access social media from March have been announced 1. Photo ID matching (passport against a live photo) 2. Banking checks 3. Digital ID services 4. Facial age estimation (additional check if needed)
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