Percival Wheeler

Smells like umpdog in here

Legally do we have to throw blaseballs or can pitchers throw anything

Words I am bringing back - Knave - Thee - Ye - Thine - Skateboard - Verily - Thouest - Avast

I am embarking on a quest to find the Horse recipe book

Why do they call it an oven when you of in the Horse Yeast and of out the Wife

My school is going to be staffed entirely by Wifes

Can you add chocolate chips to horse yeast

Horse yeast recipe

Horses will now be called Wifes (Wives will now be called Horses to avoid confusion)

I am going to invent horses again

I think I am going to have a “Villain Arc” if i cannot find my horse!

wait I thought the betting was who we wanted to win

there are not even any circuits

somebody threw a battery at the steaks pitcher is this one of the new rules

I am enjoying watching these games, the players are not very good. or maybe they’re better and we’ve been playing wrong

alright someone sent this to me from an anonymous account and I don't know what it means help

hey has anyone seen any horse

how do you start a school

oh man a lot of dust builds up over six years huh

[Percy materialises on an empty street, cold. An opened box box of Lovers Brand™️ cereal in one hand, an empty bowl in the other] oh again, huh [The wind picks up, she looks around, breathes the sharp air, and starts the lonesome long way home, again]