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Don't call me Telamon or else it's on sight.

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Joined June 2026
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Oh you son of a bitch OHOHO YOU SON OF A BITCH, YOU WANNA GO?! YOU WANNA FUCKING GO?! I'LL KILL YOU!!
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. . . Every day, a rage boils within me. How dare he try to explain this off? Just let it happen. Why won't he just go offline for one day? One day is all it takes for me to ruin your reputatio-... ...what do you mean 'cannot access this account'. Oh System32 you son of a bitch.
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Everybody deserves a second chance, whether it's forced out of me or not. There I said it. ..now let me get back to..
β€” DAILY #PARODYTWT / #PTWT && #MVRP QUESTIONS ! ! (Day 164) for MUNS What’s something true about your muse that they will ALWAYS deny?
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no im not okay i just sat down for 30 minutes explaining how to use chopsticks
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... don't you people fucking DARE back down. don't. Don't. I swear to fucking god, we're so close.
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If I have to die and rot with that bastard, so be it. He'll rue the day he made her... ... ugh. Foolish, foolish, FOOLISH! How DARE he mess with my DAUGHTER?!
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...never thought about it. Now that I think about it, hell do I eat all day? ..whatever. it is imperative I use my strength to help robloxia.
β€” DAILY #PARODYTWT / #PTWT && #MVRP QUESTIONS ! ! (Day 161) for MUNS What is your muse’s go-to drink/food order when they want to treat themselves?
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Hi, Scott. I don't actually have anything to say, but I did notice a trend of '17'. Don't worry, I just wanted to break the cycle. Must get tiring being framed for one thing you did and it being so frequent it's your identity.
SCOTT PILGRIM NOW PLAYING PARODY TWITTER!
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Someone projected their period cramps onto me. ... Is this really what you guys are freaking out about. I mean I guess I have the pain tolerance of a house made of bricks and lithium and tungsten actually
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Eating only razorblade candies cause they crunch nice yummy
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Doctor says I have a..'eating disorder'. Guess I should eat less? I'm not sure what eating disorder means.
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There's a light inside your soul That's still shining in the cold With the truth The promise in our hearts Don't forget, I'm with you in the dark.. [For a second, you seemed to forget swordfall was the one singing..]
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I should get a cape.
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... You are...valuable info, believe it or not... [Lying through your teeethh, you care about alistair, you care about alistaiirr!!] ..childish. [GASP! I'm hurt.]
Fake ass idgafer. I saw ya flinch when th’prophecy said I was doomed from th’start back there. I saw ya try t’find a loophole. Ya KNOW who ya are.
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hey shitheads i got my own account i can say all the slurs i want now!!
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✨️INFORMATION
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-Mun is absolutely fine with anything don't even worry about it!! -Muse is 18+, but not open to ships. -I dunno what else to really put here, actually
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[ 🌷 ] The third option will most likely be platonic or familial instead! I personally don't see him getting into any romantic relationships.. just needs some people he can rely on (⁠;⁠ŏ⁠﹏⁠ŏ⁠)
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