it’s cause I believe in myself

as a grown man why is your butt cheeks out at the urinal

when I get a P5 know it’s finna get dangerous

my whole life used to be filled with people who never did nothing before tryna tell me how to do it, once i stopped listening things started to open up

snuck chipotle into the movie theater, it feels like 2013

love a thinly sliced fish

don’t bring your pepper around me - it will get cracked

niggas don’t know a lot, but they’ll know a nigga

they be putting Kith anywhere, they’ll put one up your ass if you not paying attention

never heard a white person talk about their cousin

attention to pay

just got a license

domain expansion: infinite bands

i’m extremely sad

everyone need everything tomorrow so please don’t tell me to take my time, cuz I will

not everything black and white sometimes shit be hispanic 🥀

when I use the bathroom at restaurants I don’t febreze after to assert dominance

when I worked as a barista my co worker literally didn’t know how to sweep - he got promoted 3 months later

i’ve watched Entourage 3 times