Repeat after me, the correct reply to “War Eagle” is never “thank you.”

Cole Cubelic in his Sunday Auburn assessment: that offensive line is dog shit. That may be being too nice. They're the flies on the dog shit. DJ Durkin calls plays like a make-a-wish kid. The DBs should be required to reimburse Auburn for their NIL and scholarship and reimburse every single fan for having to watch them "play."

24 seconds. All 3 timeouts. Need 3 TDs. We can do this!!!!

Hear me out. We get a defensive stop. Stop laughing. I said "hear me out." We get a defensive stop and then we score 4 consecutive TDs. Help us Auburn Jesus.

Coach Durkin:

Where's those Stanton Ramil fans? That dude SUUUUUUUUUUUCKS. A 400 lb blind woman on a Walmart cart could beat him 9 times out of 10.

DJ Durkin needs to trademark the phrase "3rd and Durkin." Might as well make some money off his ineptness.

How DJ Durkin picks up his Auburn paycheck.

Golesh, let someone else call the defense in the second half. Matter of fact, just pull a student from the crowd.

Did our defensive staff already head to the locker room for halftime? Jesus. Auburn is known for defense. This is embarrassing.

Remember all those idiot Auburn fans that wanted to wear bags? Our DBs should do that.

We all know who that run against LSU looked like.

That's an interception. And there's McElroy explaining why it's not. He still mad he was part of the Camback.

Thank you!!!!

Hudson Kaak, we are very thankful for your perfect hold on the game winning FG vs UGA. We'd also be thankful for an occasional 45 yd+ punt. Middle school punters can do 38 yards. Ok, thanks.

Well known Auburn hater masquerading as a fan.

SEC Network shows pass interference. Almost Rhodes Scholar Greg McElroy mansplaining (wrongly) why it wasn't pass interference. He wonders why ALL fan bases (including Bama) dislike him equally.