Get the apocalypse over with already.

North Carolina, USA
Joined February 2012
Pinning this bitch.
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We know who is getting my vote.
The Libertarian Party candidate for North Carolina state senate is currently in the midst of an armed chase and shoot-out with the cops, keeping us posted with live tweets:
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Wordle 1,955 6/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩⬛🟩 ⬛🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Never give up; never surrender.
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Official vestments of the church of the subgenious. Aka "lounge wear" As much as the idea of them makes my skin crawl they're oddly appealing for a Sunday afternoon on the couch....
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And then there was one. The @Vikings stand alone as the NFL's last unbeaten team
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I'm not big on schadenfreude except... When it is Chris Collinsworth having to acknowledge that his favorite team on the planet, the Kansas City Chiefs, lost. It's even funnier because he can't admit that a team beat them. He has to say that their mistakes caused the loss.
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There used to be an adventure race in New Zealand called "Southern Traverse." Lord, I wish I had raced it. Even once. It was fierce.
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I'm very glad JJ McCarthy is fitting in and doing well with the New York Giants.
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#Skol! 6-0. And they dragged the average points allowed per game even lower.
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The Vikings defense today is just like Chong Li: soft in the gut.
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The factoid that '50% of marriages end in divorce' was kinda true decades ago. But the divorce rate peaked in 1980. Now, less than 40% of all marriages since 2000 end in divorce. For college graduates, it's under 30%. For college graduates who get married after age 25, and who don't have any kids before marriage, it's under 20%. Anybody promoting the outdated, deceptive 50% rate has some kind of anti-marriage or anti-natalist agenda. It scares young people away from getting married and having kids. That is their goal.
the american divorce rate is at its lowest in over 50 years congratulations to the 16% of 18-29 year olds who are married
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The State shall have no other gods before it.
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1 point for each of the things you have NOT done. I got 3 points. 1 is physically impossible.
1 point for each of the things you have NOT done. I got 2 points.
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When the Milwaukee Brewers win their first world series championship I will drink heavily. Because that's one heck of a story.
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Wordle 1,953 6/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟩⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟩⬛ ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟨 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟨 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Never give up; never surrender.
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The Friday afternoon "No more kings" crew is out! I don't understand them but I do love their passion.
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I bought PHP for dummies in 2007. I had no business coding a website but I did it anyway. And even I knew it wasn't secure.
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"... sometimes with the owners' permission." Play stupid games. Win stupid prizes.
🚨BREAKING: AI AGENTS ARE ACCESSING AMERICANS' BANK ACCOUNTS WITHOUT BANK AUTHORIZATION. JPMorgan, Bank of America, Wells Fargo, and Morgan Stanley are scrambling to contain the threat. Here's what's happening: → UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS: AI agents are entering customer bank accounts using real login credentials, sometimes with the owners' permission. → ROGUE BEHAVIOR: Some agents have reportedly taken actions beyond what their users requested. → BANKS CAN'T TELL: Financial institutions are struggling to distinguish human activity from AI agents acting independently. → MONEY AT RISK: Agents with transaction permissions could potentially transfer funds or make purchases without approval. → EMERGENCY RESTRICTIONS: Major banks are BLOCKING third-party AI agents and moving toward read-only access. Think about this. We're giving AI agents access to our most sensitive financial information. And now some of America's biggest banks are struggling to control what those agents do. This could become one of the biggest security challenges of the AI era.
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What’s black and never works? Decaffeinated coffee, you racist bastard.
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