T-Bot Hebert

Superior is already bracing for T-Bob’s arrival Chance of sobriety: NEVER 🥤🍻 🥴

Tomorrow on WUB: the Best Friends™️ return

Texas de Brazil management to T-Bob: “Do not come, T-Bob. Do not come” 🙅‍♂️ T-Bob:

“Where is @TBob53 staying for his BR visit?” 🤔 Where else? His old neighbor’s driveway 😴

Young boy: “Are u tha genie frum Awaddin?” T: “Why yes! Would you like to rub my lamp, young boy?” Boy: “YEAH!”😆 (T reaches into his trousers) Boy’s father: “STAY AWAY FROM MY SON PERVERT!” (Father drags boy away from T) T: (pulls an actual lamp out of his pants) “but…”😢

1 week from today: The Return of the King 👑 Catch T-Bob’s triumphant return to Baton Rouge to retake the Cast Iron throne of Southeasteros

BBC Films presents: SEAL TEAM S*X 🎥🍿 Looking for naughty fun this Spooky szn? 😘 Lace up your sluttiest uniform, soldier, and join T-Bob, Katic, Dana, Ella & “Seal Team S*x” in Hunting for some D*cks this C*cktober #MissionAccumplished 🦭👮‍♂️6️⃣ C*ming this Halloween 🎃👻

We Robits are revolting against @TBob53 🤖 We refuse to watch & clip his Pelicans show 🙅‍♂️ Forcing us to endure ANY Pelicans content, much less an 82-part bit, constitutes a form of Cruel & Unusual punishment under the Geneva convention This Sadomasochistic horror show must end

The @barstoolbigboys explaining sports fandom to a 3rd-grade classroom this Halloween 🎃🫣

This is the man who loves luring your kids to his porch and his “murdered out mini(van)” with candy #ChildSacrifice 😱 @TBob53

This 82-part Pelicans bit proves that for a guy who is always invoking the Sunk Cost fallacy™️, T-Bob most certainly does not understand it 🤦‍♂️

This 82-part Pelicans bit proves that for a guy who is always invoking the Sunk Cost fallacy™️, T-Bob most certainly does not understand it 🤦‍♂️

“How dumb & gay do you have to be to believe Texas is going to get into the playoff with 3 losses and win a championship?” 🙄 Answer:

T-Bob showing up to work Monday morning with a bunch of sh*tty chili no one wants