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Lauren, come get the kids

Joined July 2025
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I blinded my daughter for fun!
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Got some hermit crabs. I told my son they were his birthday present, but really, I'm just having him take care of them until they're big enough for me to eat their eyes.
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It's not even up for debate, Robert. I said what I said.
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Back on my bullshit!!! (eating 6-10 edibles and having embarassing meltdowns over nothing on stream)
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ReviewTechUSA retweeted
I drove into a wall with all my dumbass kids inside the car. Unfortunately everyone was fine
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Why is my house so messy! *applause sound*
Here is a photo of Rich standing next to his wife, in his parents house having just as much fun 💀
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I'm stupid, fat, retarded and nobody likes me! *applause sound*
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I drove into a wall with all my dumbass kids inside the car. Unfortunately everyone was fine
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well I mean my kids are all still really fat and one of them is blind but aside from that
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*applause sound*
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Why are so many pathetic faggots tweeting at me lately kissing my ass lmao fuck off
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Wow, can you guys believe I've been streaming high on edibles this WHOLE TIME?? in other news, the sky is blue and the pope is Catholic! *applause sound*
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ReviewTechUSA retweeted
Whoa why would you admit this
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One fat, retarded pedophile watching a video about another fat, retarded pedophile! (applause sound) #stream #StreamingNow
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I'm a disgusting slob!! *applause sound*
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Contrary to some tweets I've made, I've just been informed I don't actually have a "Birds" sound on my soundboard. My apologies. *applause sound*
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I was watching Gamer Stevie videos on stream but then the channel owner privated them to troll me. I am NOT seething, I'm shaky and red for a different reason! Birds!
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ReviewTechUSA retweeted
This is what I'm fuckin. You are all jealous. *applause sound*
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Reviewing my Dropbox right now, if you know what I mean 😌😏😏 #stepdaughters #BBC
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This happens to me and my homunculus wife, too.
oomf sent me this video 😭😭
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Dropped a computer I built onto a hardwood floor because I'm an incompetent, uncoordinated orangutan. I'm so pissed off I'm going to go blind my other kid now. I miss having a prescription of Xanax for moments like this.
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