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@THEbitdu

Hello! This is bitdu. Just a dude who likes videogames, candy and videogames! Yes, videogames. Did I mention, videogames?

 Brooklyn, NY
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Joined July 2016
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Investigators should question her hips
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They missed a complete open goal. WHY NOT RAMBO NUMBER FIVE?
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Thanks to President Trump we can say Happy Halloween again instead of 'top of the pumpkins to ye'
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Why can't the world be like Amsterdam?
Good thing we didn鈥檛 elect a woman president. So emotional!
Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) profile pictureTony Posnanski
@tonyposnanski27 Sep 2018
Hillary Clinton- Deposed for 11 hours...did not flinch Brett Kavanaugh- Deposed for 20 minutes...can't stop crying
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[Cop approaches me from behind] - "Excuse me sir, are you an owl?" me [turns head 180 degrees] - "no"
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It is disgusting that Ted Cruz was heckled out of a restaurant before he could leave the waitress a 3% tip and an angry note that the bread was too spicy
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Oh god. Nintendo knows exactly what they are doing...
Nintendo Life (@nintendolife) profile pictureNintendo Life
@nintendolife18 Sep 2018
Today is the worst day for #Toad since that fateful day when someone took a photo of him without his hat on!
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Hahahaha now to see how long before this gets taken down.
Nintendo Life (@nintendolife) profile pictureNintendo Life
@nintendolife18 Sep 2018
Yay #MarioKart and #Toad are trending on Twitter!
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Obama and Trump's 9/11 statements are equally as beautiful
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Imagine liking police brutality so much you ordered new clothes
The Hill (@thehill) profile pictureThe Hill
@thehill9 Sep 2018
Missouri college volleyball team replaces its Nike uniforms with gray t-shirts over Kaepernick ad hill.cm/obPQ2gz
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Airport security announcement - "if you see something, say something" Me - "chair"
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It鈥檚 kinda terrifying to walk upstairs behind a man in a kilt.
Seriously. Fuck cockroaches.
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Found a cockroach in my shoe. Need new shoes and brain.
Tried to get my dentist office to chant "teeth" repeatedly. Guess I'm not that inspirational.
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GIN. GIN GIN GIN.
I love that @realDonaldTrump turned "hearts and prayers" into an insult. Totally going to use that as my new "go fuck yourself".
Meanwhile, in August...
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Threw up from drinking too much this past weekend. Glad I got that out of the way for the year.
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