I am Max: NYT bestselling author, artist, and animator. Lance Corporal of the Marine Corps.

Bay Area, CA
Joined June 2010
I had a blue check before Elon and still refuse to pay for it
Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.
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Jimmy getting the most authentic Marine Corps costume this Halloween. 🎃
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True story: when I was a teenager playing SOCOM online on PS2, I joined a clan and everyone had “USMC” in their handles. I asked them what university that was and they all laughed.
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Inside look at what happens inside of a Marine Corps First Sergeant's house:
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Fun fact: I never got a boot camp photo taken at MCRD. I was at sick call that day for pneumonia.
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Me, a Nathan Fielder fan since Nathan For You in 2013 watching him get all the recognition and success he deserves for being brilliant:
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Marc Maron has never been more correct
Just walk it off THEO VON: I’M DOING FINE premieres on OCTOBER 20, only on Netflix!
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This prosciutto foot my sister made for a Halloween party 🧟‍♂️
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I don’t understand the point of this hopping car thing. Like there’s absolutely no way this is going to be consumer level street legal.
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You ever cut an onion while making dinner and it just fucks up your entire life?
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“Sex scenes don’t contribute to the plot” Movies are not plot machines. Not every scene needs to “move the plot forward.” A scene may have an intent to make you feel something in the moment a director wants you to feel it, and it is as valid as “plot.”
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70% of my body is made of pancakes
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I feel like Trader Joe’s is just going too far with the pumpkin spice stuff at this point
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Leon in Elden ring Mods going crazy
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Trash because everyone knows Leon was a rookie cop during the initial outbreak of Raccoon City
映画「バイオハザード」の世界に、レオンをぶち込んだAI動画🎥
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Some Resident Evil 2 fan art by yours truly. RE2 was actually a hugely important game to my childhood. It gave me an unhealthy obsession with zombies, which gave me an obsession with drawing zombies, which led me to pursuing art as a career. @RE_Games
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October 9th, approximately 1:40 p.m. Leon is currently doing this shit
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I’m not ashamed to admit that the Peter Jackson 2005 King Kong movie is one of my favorites of all time even though it’s 17 hours long
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He pulls out his long box copy of Resident Evil on the first date—what do you do?
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