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Dad to Alex, walker of Max. cyclerer of bikes. Head of Food Marketing @ Co-op. All my own views

Sheffield, England
Joined December 2010
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Southampton kicked out of Championship play-off final for spying. Correct decision, especially as it transpires they spied on three clubs in total. This is about more than a bloke standing behind a tree with an iPhone. It’s about how seriously the game should take cheating. EFL independent disciplinary commission have struck a blow for fair play, for integrity, for the need for respect between clubs, for coaches to have an expectation of privacy in training. 25% of goals scored in the Championship this season were from set-pieces. Clubs practised them. Understandably, coaches don’t want their plans revealed. EFL sending a strong message with this punishment.  Spygate 2 different from Spygate 1. Rules tightened and punishments introduced since Leeds United’s offence. Appeals, of course. It’s tough for Southampton fans to be denied the trip to Wembley and the chance of a return to the Premier League. It’s particularly tough that many have forked out for tickets, travel and accommodation. Their frustration and anger should be directed at their club. Southampton should recompense fans. It’s not the fans’ fault.  The stupidity in all this is that Southampton would probably have beaten Boro anyway. Better team, stronger bench. But this is so damning… “Southampton admitted breaches of Regulations requiring Clubs to act with the utmost good faith and prohibiting the observation of another Club’s training session within 72 hours of a scheduled match,” says EFL. “The admitted breaches concern fixtures against Oxford United in December 2025, Ipswich Town in April 2026 and Middlesbrough in May 2026.” So the punishment is proportionate. It should act as a deterrent. Honesty matters.
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This…just this @Boro_Breakdown have that harwood-bellend 🤣🤣
RIGHT. AND. FAIR. Stick that up ya you bunch of cheating doyles, #SaintsFC 👋
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Nothing good ever happens to #boro
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Whatever happens today, on Tuesday or beyond…what a build up to make it the best possible atmosphere today. With KH the future is bright #UTB #weshallbe COME ON THE BORO!!!!!
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Reflecting on the loss of Sven and Sol Bamba…absolute every comment about them talks about being kind, genuine human beings with great smiles, time for people, authentic…the list goes on. Not one mentions their achievements. Makes you think doesn’t it? #bekind #sven #SolBamba
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❤️ Southgate ✊
Brilliant penalties from England. Gareth Southgate getting England to another semi final and proving people wrong once again👏👏
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What a wonderful young man…our best player, and so brave to step up. That smile when his pen went it 🥰
England’s hero… ⁦@BukayoSaka87⁩ 👏👏👏
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YES CAROL
About last night 😂 Don’t think I’ll be on Nadine’s Xmas Card List do you? @Channel4
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Greatest British sportsperson of all time in my humble opinion given the levels of skill, mental strength and fitness required in a lonely sport and to win what he has in a generation with Federer, Nadal and Djokovic. Legend #murray #Wimbledon
An incredible interview with an incredible Andy Murray 🙌 #BBCTennis #Wimbledon
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So proud of this @England team, they’re clearly searching for something to click and for form but they found a way to win and they dug deep. Good subs made the difference albeit later than we wanted from Gareth. Onwards 🫡💪
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#idles are more like it, absolutely brilliant…most definitely not miming. Proper band #Glastonbury2024
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It’s a shame #DuaLipa can’t sing live. Don’t turn up to glasto and mime. Rubbish #Glastonbury2024
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Love this. Well said
Declan Rice on criticism from former England players about England’s performance at the EUROs. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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Classic national meltdown tonight. Come Tuesday when we get a win it’ll be coming home. Sigh, keep calm and keep buggering on @England 🫡
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Incredibly sad news indeed. What an absolute hero and inspiration he has been. RIP Rob 😢
It is with deep sadness that the club can confirm that former player Rob Burrow CBE has passed away, aged 41. More here therhinos.co.uk/article/2042…
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Get in there @Steve_Crossman despite the impeccably impartial performance tonight I can hear the joy in your voice as I listen back…UTB! There’s only one Ali Brownlee ❤️
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Absolutely love this man and the team he has created. So proud of @Boro tonight #UTB
"The lads were just exceptional" 💪 Michael Carrick on Middlesbrough's performance against Chelsea.
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Why aren’t more people within football coming out and condemning Joey Barton? Where are all of the @itvfootball pundits whose colleagues have been the target of his hateful views? Where are all the big names that have strong views well beyond football? Come on guys
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Average footballer, sub-average human being. What a load of disgusting bile.
Shut up you fucking idiots. Keep them off the tele. They’re ruining the game for everyone of us. It’s what happens when you force under qualified, under prepared, tokenistic people onto us. I will be calling them all serial killers from now on. Every clip you fuckers put out. Told you, I don’t care anymore. We’ve all had enough of your ‘Woke’, ‘DEI’ bullshit. I hope everyone who agrees with me, gets right after your social media every time you force this nonsense on us. 👍 I tried to play nice, you didn’t listen. 👑
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