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TwstrSpncr

@TSpncr

One day I hope to be funnier than that level of hell, where everything’s funny to the point where it’s disoriented 24/7 my real names spencer (vowel u later :D)

 Tribulation and pain
Joined February 2019
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If I don’t listen to @whoisMGMT on a friday, my life’s still a lie
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Replying to @Logic301
@Logic301 you, always find that voice back into my head. That voice that echos “you funky beotch, MOVE!”, and “i swear to god, im gonna come back in here in 4-17 mins and whip some ass if i dont see somebody having a good day.” Its amazing what youre doing with your family. Ilyb
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No shit, i get buff to logic. Been a craY year. Next year, ill never forget my mf towel🥶
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Replying to @dudesypodshow
@dudesypodshow i want will to be an impressionist in the Will Sass show, yet be very disappointed by other impressionists around him with very little demeaning comments as “advice” to the other impressionists.
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“Yeah, well, actually hey come here real quick ANTHONY GURTYR, great show, really great- you killed it, except you know A. G. I think, you should, when doing your emma stone, smoke a fat bag of shit. And boil steaming piss up your nose, before stage performances.”
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Look how much I learned on Duolingo in 2023! How did you do? #Duolingo365
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Is there a way to fast forward through the holidays and go straight to the time of year with the TurboTax commercials?
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C’mon Scoob
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One large.... *yaaaawwwnnnnn*..... *lip smack*...... I'm kinda sleepy.
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Whenever you want to try dating again, remember, theyre fine. You’re fine. Thank you god for my perfect partner.
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Mystery Tower / NES / Bandai Namco / 2023
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@OneyPlays18 May 2023
📢ONEY PLAYS CONTEST ANNOUNCEMENT ✔️ We're giving away 1 Steam Deck (64GB) + $100 Gift Card to our store, courtesy of @SharkRobotStore! ✔️Enter by using the link below, Contest Ends May 31st at Midnight Pacific! ENTER HERE ⬇️⬇️ gleam.io/JaZOK/oney-plays-st…
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@heyamine16 May 2023
i was broke as fuck working on music everyday in 2014 looking for a north star. i was kinda thinking about giving up cuz shit wasnt really workin out for me then kay hit me back & sent me beats for free.. that put a extra battery in my back & really made me feel confident again
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Im the only person to say “W” as of yet
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@egoraptor14 May 2023
You can’t be a Speed Racer apologist there’s nothing to apologize for
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Im the only person to say “W” as of yet
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Im the only person that said “W” as of yet.
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@egoraptor15 May 2023
is “fellow” gendered
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Me during lunch in high school…
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Wow, thanks drake yes my song on.soundcloud.com/G7tSJdsTmU… zit digger does make me swerve swerve! #yeet #new #tasty
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Oh wow another sketch-pile🤦‍♀️ #sketch #illustration
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If you own 0, do not worry, i will figure out to film a music video in theme to the WKUK hitlerVerse inspired hit… ler rap 2
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If you dont watch continue… tell your wife you love her, let your kid pick that toy out on the shelf… ill never know friends.
Continue? (@ContinueShow) profile pictureContinue?@ContinueShow20 Apr 2023
INCOMING DUELS! Paul, Nick, and Josh pick up some lightsabers (WiiMotes), cut off their padawan braids, and dismember themselves.
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