can’t tell if the tailgate food or the football game is giving me heartburn...

seventh-inning stretch? more like seventh inning stress with this bullpen 🔵

them: I need to feel something me: ok, did you know heartburn can also be caused by stress and anxiety independently of what you eat? them: please stop me: okay 🔵🔵

The only relief pitcher I can rely on is me popping TUMS into my own mouth

they’re a 10, but they ask for your last two TUMS 🔵🔵

when I text “🔵🔵”, just know I mean that it’s time for TUMS

𝓛𝓲𝓿𝓮 ᒪᗩᑌGᕼ TUMS 🔵🔵

must take two to enter 🔵🔵

✅ wings ✅ more wings ✅ 🔵🔵 TUMS a recipe for success. am i right, @WingFest?

q: what’s better than a weekend of wings? 🍗
a: a weekend of wings plus TUMS! 🔵🔵                          we’re the official antacid sponsor of the National Buffalo Wing Festival @WingFest. see u there Sat 9/3 & Sun 9/4🔥🚫

tag them below so we can roast them together

reading about the heartburn relief TUMS 🔵 provides​ 　 ⌒​ （ ՞ਊ ՞）/￣/￣/​ （ 二二つ /　と）​ 　| 　　/　 / 　/​ 　 | 　 ￣|￣​ ​ reading that stress can cause heartburn too​ 　 ⌒​ （ . _. ）/￣/￣/​ （ 二二つ /　と）​ 　| 　　/　 /​ 　 | 　 ￣|￣

my dog hides when I’m searching for my last few TUMS 🔵

❤️‍🔥 🔵💙 ​ ☹️ \😃/ ​ ​ /| |\ | |​ ​ / \ / \

this is your sign that it's time for TUMS

leos will tell you they have heartburn and then refuse your TUMS to keep the attention on them, smh happy leo szn i guess

national grilling month beginning of tailgate season 🤝 heartburn

me realizing I have TUMS bc I’m an adult now

taking a TUMS before bed ○  く|)へ     〉                      night-time heartburn  ￣￣┗┓   　 　   ┗┓　 ヾ○ｼ 　　        ┗┓ ヘ/ 　 　  　               ┗┓ノ  　 　 　 　 　 ┗┓

We're partnering with @bigdsgrub to bring a special #TUMSworthy food truck experience to @smorgasburg on 7/23! Join us for great food and leave with great swag! Plus opportunities to show us your love for food using TUMS Cam! 🔵🔵