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Donald Trump shits his pants. It’s a fact. What do you think happened at that event where he just switched to swaying to music for a half hour?
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Insane. "An Elon Musk-funded group called Future Coalition PAC is targeting Muslim voters in Michigan and Jewish voters in Pennsylvania with diametrically opposed political advertisements about Kamala Harris." 404media.co/this-is-exactly-…
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the geniuses at the LAPD noticed a medical diagnostic clinic had high energy usage so they raided it for no reason and a cop had his gun looney tunes style stolen from him by powerful magnets.
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Old enough to remember Trump barely passing his cognitive test when he was president.
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i wonder why the protestors might be very concerned about message discipline right now
reporter having a paragraph long meltdown about being sent to a group’s press contact
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It’s 2024 and the @WSJ still pushes out this type of garbage. Reckless. Bigoted. Islamophobic. Dearborn is one of the greatest American cities in our nation. - fastest growing city in MI - home to the #1 travel destination in MI (Greenfield Village / Henry Ford Museum) - home of @Ford Motor Company - coffee/food/culture capital of MI - among the most diverse cities in MI Do better, @WSJ.
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People keep asking: what other options did Israel have after October 7th? There are many possible answers, which were clear from the beginning: 1. First, stop and think. Even for just a few days. Don't react *exactly* as always, and exactly as Hamas expected and wanted. Don't give them what they want. It's Gaza. Hamas is not leaving. A response can wait a few days. 2. Take a moment to mourn, grieve, sit shiva together (after securing the border, of course). 3. Make the hostages the #1 priority and get them back *whatever* it takes. A victory for Hamas? Of course. But life is more important. 4. Use that pause to focus the world's attention—for more than one day—on what Hamas did. Shame and isolate them the way ISIS was shamed and isolated. 5. Make it clear that in whatever war or campaign comes next, protecting civilians will be a priority, and *act* that way. (Don't block all aid, use only precision weapons, don't bomb civilian infrastructure, warn the soldiers that any shenanigans will be punished, etc.) 6. Separate the Palestinian people from Hamas's leadership by reiterating a commitment to a real two-state solution (yes, I know (!) that Netanyahu and this government would never do that. I am simply stating what would have been the right thing to do). 7. Go after Hamas methodically, surgically, financially, with much of the world behind us. 8. Clamp down on the Jewish goons in the West Bank. Make it clear that you will not allow them to open another front. Arrest as many as necessary. 9. Explain to the Israeli public, again and again, exactly why you are doing all this. Why there is great strength in restraint. That the goal is to prevent this from ever happening again. But that this will take heart and brains, and not just muscle. 10. Speak softly. No need to make big empty threats when you have so much power. This would have been a start. One can wish. And to all those, especially non-Israelis, who will call me "naive," are you happy so far with the results of your "only way?" Come on.
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"The removal of physical media from the marketplace is a clear indication that the public's access to media will become more reliant on the media companies themselves." Just what we've been saying! collider.com/disney-physical…
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NY #sagaftramembers join us tomorrow 7/14 on the picket line at any of the 4 NYC locations #SAGAFTRAStrike #SAGAFTRAstrong
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this account finally got its key banned on june 22nd, and it's last tweet will forever be this one. as hackers taught us, capitalism corrupts all beautiful things, and queers will always end victorious. see ya in other places folks, signing off now
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RIP
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Starting February 9, all the bots and tools like @EmojiMashupBot will stop working, unless their creators start paying a bill. Thousands of bots will shut down. Everything that made Twitter interesting for small developpers like me, will be gone.
Starting February 9, we will no longer support free access to the Twitter API, both v2 and v1.1. A paid basic tier will be available instead 🧵
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Well friends… it’s been a good ride. I’ve been here for 14 years, but this week Twitter put an end to an entire ecosystem of 3rd party applications. I’m going to go quiet for a little bit to be with the feelings of loss that come along with this. mashable.com/article/twitter…
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Ok, it's officially over. It's been fun!
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RIP to a real one
this account finally got its key banned on june 22nd, and it's last tweet will forever be this one. as hackers taught us, capitalism corrupts all beautiful things, and queers will always end victorious. see ya in other places folks, signing off now
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