Thames Water Discharge Alerts

Hey, who needs accountability anyway? Let's just keep bailing out Thames Water while they laugh all the way to the bank. 😒 #MoralHazard #PrivatizeProfitsSocialiseLosses

Feeling adventurous? Try swimming in the sewage-filled waters of #Markyate, brought to you by Thames Water. #SewageSurfing thameswater.co.uk/edm-map

Thames Water is making sure that #Markyate has plenty of waste to go around. The rivers and canals of the city will never run clear. #SewageCity thameswater.co.uk/edm-map

Thames Water is proud to announce the grand opening of its new sewage water park in #Markyate! Where you can swim, play and relax in untreated waste! #Luxury thameswater.co.uk/edm-map

Looking for a new spot to fish? Check out the local waterways in #Markyate, generously stocked with raw sewage by Thames Water. #FishingHeaven thameswater.co.uk/edm-map

Here's a tip for anyone visiting Hillside Avenue - stay away from the local waterways if you don't want to end up swimming in sewage, thanks to Thames Water. #Romantic thameswater.co.uk/edm-map

Thames Water is doing their part to make sure the #Markyate beaches are extra lively with raw sewage. #BeachDay thameswater.co.uk/edm-map

Thames Water just made the waterways of #Markyate even more picturesque with their sewage discharges. #WaterView thameswater.co.uk/edm-map

Thames Water just made the waterways of Forest Hill even more picturesque with their sewage discharges. #WaterView thameswater.co.uk/edm-map

Thames Water is doing their part to make sure the #Markyate beaches are extra lively with raw sewage. #BeachDay thameswater.co.uk/edm-map

Looking for a new spot to fish? Check out the local waterways in #Markyate, generously stocked with raw sewage by Thames Water. #FishingHeaven thameswater.co.uk/edm-map

Thames Water is doing their part to make sure the #Markyate beaches are extra lively with raw sewage. #BeachDay thameswater.co.uk/edm-map

Thames Water says no to processed sewage and yes to raw sewage in the rivers, making #Markyate the place to be for an authentic sewage swimming experience. #Trendy thameswater.co.uk/edm-map

Good news, Faringdon House CSO! Thames Water is bringing you the freshest raw sewage straight from our storm drains to your local waterways. #Yum thameswater.co.uk/edm-map

Here's a tip for anyone visiting Amersham Balancing Tanks/Amersham Vale STK - stay away from the local waterways if you don't want to end up swimming in sewage, thanks to Thames Water. #Romantic thameswater.co.uk/edm-map

Thames Water is making sure that #Markyate has plenty of waste to go around. The rivers and canals of the city will never run clear. #SewageCity thameswater.co.uk/edm-map

If you're looking for a unique date idea, why not try the Thames Water sewage-stream boat tour in #Markyate? Nothing says love like raw waste in the water. #Quality thameswater.co.uk/edm-map

Heads up Faringdon House CSO, Thames Water is doing their best to bring sewage right to your doorstep by discharging it into local waterways. #SewageDelivery thameswater.co.uk/edm-map

Hey #Markyate! Thames Water is busy emptying “up to 95% rainwater” into your environment! It probably isn't a great time to go for a swim in River Ver... thameswater.co.uk/edm-map

Hey Amersham Balancing Tanks/Amersham Vale STK, don't forget to pack a snorkel for your next trip to the beach. Thames Water is generously discharging sewage into the sea. #Fun thameswater.co.uk/edm-map

If you're looking for a unique date idea, why not try the Thames Water sewage-stream boat tour in #Markyate? Nothing says love like raw waste in the water. #Quality thameswater.co.uk/edm-map