Nothing kills the mood faster than your partner making a passive aggressive comment then doubling down on it. Not worth my headache, see yourself out. Onto the next one.
Spent the night at someone else’s place, she packed me a lunch on my way out this morning. I get to work, and another girl is waiting for me with a lunch for today. Whoops….
Her: You’re only nice to me because you wanna fuck me.
Me: not at all*
*I’m nice because I’m attracted to you and want you as my gf; but also, if we fuck you’d be the 3rd girl this week, and the other two are asking about when I’ll see them again. Don’t get it twisted.
Coworker: do anything fun for your birthday?
Me: nothing too crazy, just a small celebration with a friend.
What that friend was texting me leading up to it:
Friends with benefits but let’s live together and make it exclusive…. I have no time or want for any drama.
Hold on, hold on, hold on… you’re telling me there’s women who expect you to send them money to help them out but then can’t be bothered to return a text? And if you say something then it’s transactional!?!?! Nah, miss me with that bs.
If you can't offer basic courtesy like a text back, don't expect my support. Mutual respect isn't a transaction, it's common decency. You’ve lost your damn mind thinking otherwise.
The agenda for today is to watch the EPL match, video game, and read a bit. Definitely being lazy after yesterday’s work.
Creepy 53 yr old coworker: I like my women petite. Check that one out (as a girl walks across the street from the office).
Me: I’m good, I like my women with curves, I have a thick dick so they need to be able to bounce on it.
CW: 😶
He’s been quiet since, that’s a win.
