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Licensed Private Investigator & Security Specialist. Father, Husband, Freemason, Shriner, Clown. and Former Republican...

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I am sharing a personal statement that my family and I have made in response to my brother’s announcement.
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After about 3 years I'm back on "X" (I still will call it Twitter, but whatever. We must keep the nazis down! Say NO to tRump!
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It’s weird that trump… - wears a ton of orange makeup - was fined $355 million for fraud - brags about acing a cognitive test - dances like he’s jerking off 2 dudes - needs 2 hands to drink a glass of water - is in SO many pictures with Jeffrey Epstein - is NOT endorsed by his former Vice President - said there were airports in the Revolutionary War - is hated by 40 out of 44 former cabinet & staff - tried to convince people he’s 6’3” and 215 lbs - can't remember saying he has the best memory - denied porn star sex, but still paid her $130,000 - is a billionaire, but always asks followers for $ - confused E. Jean Carroll with Marla Maples - confused Nancy Pelosi with Nikki Haley - picked a low-energy loser like JD Vance - constantly talks about Hannibal Lecter - doesn't know the national anthem - was convicted on 34 felony counts - was indicted on 88 felony counts - doesn't know the Lord's prayer - tried to Sharpie a hurricane - wanted to nuke a hurricane - went bankrupt SIX TIMES - wanted to buy Greenland - told over 30,000 lies - shits on a gold toilet - tried to hump a flag - doesn't drive a car - doesn't have pets - wears diapers - cheats at golf - never laughs trump is fucking WEIRD.
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This 👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽
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I wonder what the Gen Z kids would do ? RT and drop a 💙if you think they will vote 💙💙 In 2024 ....IFB/💙 🚫MAGA🚫
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People around him trying to spin indictment and arrest, saying that it is good for Trump. That he is upbeat and defiant. None of the glimpses we’ve seen of him reflect that. They show the same, “this is very bad shit” face of any rational person in same circumstances.
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Twitter was great 3 months ago, now they want me to pay $ for garbage. #SorryElon 🤣🤣🤣
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Replying to @DonaldJTrumpJr
Well, junior, his cell phone is much more interesting. 😆😁😅
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And yet y’all still voted against raising the minimum wage
60% of workers report living paycheck-to-paycheck
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The minimum wage has not changed since 2009. dol.gov/agencies/whd/m… In 2021, Congress voted on a bill to raise the minimum wage. - Passed 231-199 in the House Opposed: 192 Rs, 8 Ds + one I. Three Rs supported. - Blocked 58-42 in the Senate 7 Ds and one I joined all Rs to block the bill. clerk.house.gov/Votes/2019496 usatoday.com/story/news/pol…
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your reminder that every Democrat believes that if Hunter Biden broke the law, he should be punished, and every Republican believes that Donald Trump should be above the law. any questions
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🤪😜🤪😜🤪🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Replying to @elonmusk
This headline never appeared on CNN. Be better.
Make no mistake. Little MAGA Margie is scared.
Republicans will need to refuse to appropriate any funding to Merrick Garland’s Special Counsel and defund any part of the DOJ acting on behalf of the Democrat party as a taxpayer funded campaign arm for the Democrat’s 2024 presidential nominee.
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PATRIOTS: Can we get 1,000 quick replies usin' the hashtag #ThankYouMadamSpeaker to help get it trendin'?
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Pot Smoking Baby Boomers Are On The Rise, Why Are Scientists So Happy For Them? Hint: Benefits For The Aging Brain finance.yahoo.com/news/pot-s… via @Yahoo
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These before and after photos at @laurenboebert’s election party are giving me life
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@ColoradoSun These are our photos. They were both taken at the same time as results began to roll in around 7:30 p.m. Please do not misuse our photography, and please credit photographer @wwoodyCO. coloradosun.com/2022/11/08/lau…
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Adore you, Texas — but it doesn’t have to be as it was. It’s time to vote for change, defeat Greg Abbott, and move this state forward. Thanks for helping us do it, Harry! Vote early on Nov. 4 or on Nov. 8.
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Okay, people, just stop. Paul Pelosi was not attacked by his secret gay lover. Furries are not being accommodated with litter boxes in schools. It’s just a pizza place. Just. Stop.
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