Austin, TX
Joined February 2009
Me after I tried to change my name to Elon Musk
I’m out of #twitterJail you bitches. One of you is a #Rat
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Used to be Taco Bell you have a steal a base and get a few aTaco. Civizilation is in decline.
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Baseball fact: You are going to get what you deserve
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never forget
Baseball fact: You are going to get what you deserve
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Dm me privately
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Being killed by Gacy must’ve sucked so bad cause everyone knew he got you by offering a job or like paying for gay stuff. The news anchor pulling your corpse out of the crawl space saying here’s another broke and or gay man he got. Possibly both
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If you’re wondering what UT students are saying about the Bo French tweets, these are among the top upvoted UT YikYak comments from the past few days. YikYak is an anonymous social media platform that requires a .edu college address to verify student status.
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AEW mourns and remembers 'The Butcher' Andy Williams.
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Andy's death has of course had me listening to ETID all day and I just had to mention how much I love the video for Map Change. Not just being biased because they always dedicated this one to me when I was present - the video is a perfect love letter to Buffalo, my love.
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So many heat casualties at this Texas State vs Texas game. I haven't seen anything like this in a long time. Already seen paramedics bring 4 stretches in and it's still Q1. People are huddled in the stadium like it's a hurricane shelter. 2:30pm kickoff is a certified disaster. 🥵
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That time Dolly Parton went to Glastonbury and played the Benny Hill theme tune on a rhinestone sax 🎷
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Solid sejr på Energi Viborg Arena☘️🙌
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Replying to @EndWokeness
Dodged a lot of bullets this past year.
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Knew i recognized Bosnia's coach
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Hiring this guy to play this riff as they lower my casket into the ground
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None of them want to live in the places they champion to the marks. Joe Rogan and Kill Tony had all of Texas to choose from and they picked the most liberal spot.
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⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ 🤠      💯💯💯     💯  💯 💯    👇🏽  💯💯 👇🏽      💯  💯      💯  💯       👢  👢 howdy. im the sheriff of suckin u off. im gon suck u off
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Gustavo Alfaro, the Paraguay coach, puts defeat down to the "complexity" of the US approach. "They dominated tactically, technically and physically... they create a pentagon in midfield... they have a solution to every problem".
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