During my 35 years at Tom Landry I spanked thousands of students, shaping their character and preparing them to die in wars overseas.
Chicago
Joined October 2009
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My two cats are obsessed when I’m eating. All over me, begging for food.
Well, turns out Mexican red salsa is their enemy. I put it up to their nose and they back off from the smell alone. And I can eat in peace.
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I can tell I’m getting better because I realized I needed to talk about the helping a friend from rehab situation and called my dad to talk about it. In the moment I handled it very well but I’m proud to say I recognized I needed to unload afterwards and keep myself healthy.
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Jesus Christ what a couple of days. Helped a rehab friend - $100 uber over to my place for support and forced her to eat bc she wasn’t sure what day it was. She’s safely at home now but it was touch and go for a while and I got 4 hours of sleep. Worth it, she’s a great kid.
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Hello, friends. Completing my first week in rehab, it’s going splendidly. 28 days sober, somehow I have the longest streak in my unit. Only getting an hour a day on the phone has been both easier and harder than expected but things are good.
Crazy mom: we’ve been here 4 hours today, and I’ve been buying cat stuff, setting up 2 janky apps, went to Ross, getting the cats comfortable with me. She’s bitching about me being on my phone.
I’ve literally been on Twitter in 2 5 minutes increments today. Bullshit, she says.
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Crazy mom: says to get off twitter because it’s just people complaining and being negative.
She spends all her downtime watching Facebook videos. But it’s ok because it’s home remodeling and she’s learning.
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Terrifying day. Parents cleaning whole house. Got to the master bedroom where all the sex stuff is. Dad didn’t know what the rope were for. But I had to strategically wait to throw out the leather harness and make sure he didn’t open up the fucksaw container.
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Parents doing me a huge mitzvah (over)cleaning my dirty apartment. But my mom is a bit crazy. She just said she’s more worried about me not keeping it clean than she is the drinking that nearly got me.
I said so it’s better to be dead than alive in a dirty apt? Bananas argument
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My mom is insanely paranoid about systems and institutions. I filed for cobra last week. They only send the files for each week on Tuesday.
Every day since she’s had me call the insurer to see if it’s back on yet. Which can’t happen til today!!!!
“Just in case” waste of time
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My parents are at my house which was in bad shape. They are deep cleaning the fuck out of the place. My mom is literally cleaning my subwoofer. I am grateful but I’m constantly being yelled at about stuff most of us wouldn’t even think to clean. Need em gone soon tho. Stressed.
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Holy shit just had one of those mom boomer vs me arguments with all the classics $6 sbux, economy wasn’t good in the 90s, we could be buying houses if not for vacations, etc. could not agree on a single point, she thinks we’re whiny and won’t sacrifice. Yeowch
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I’m exhausted but want to like and respond to everyone who’s been so supportive. I will tomorrow!
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