Sometimes, someone is being a tard, and you just want to slap them.

Joined April 2023
Winning.
BREAKING: China's stock market is now trailing the U.S. by the widest margin in history, as China's AI stock bubble bursts.
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BREAKING: France set to become Europe's first Islamic nuclear power.
JUST IN: 🇫🇷 France to vote on granting amnesty to up to 400,000 illegal immigrants.
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This is disturbing. France controls 290 nuclear warheads.
Omg this is funny. They destroyed France and now France is going to give them amnesty.
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Tard Slapper retweeted
Im so PROUD I’m a republican ❤️🫡🇺🇸 I stand with Nicki Minaj and I stand with PRESIDENT TRUMP 110% We need to protect our children Protect our right to a fair vote in OUR COUNTRY WE NEED TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!! #VoteRed #MAGABARBZ #VoteRedToSaveAmerica
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Never underestimate the power of retards in large groups.
🤖 Made with AI
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Fixed it for you.
We must destroy the GOP. Remember vote blue or stay home‼️
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Tard Slapper retweeted
🚨 JUST NOW: President Trump posts a video showing the SHOCKING downfall of France, comparing videos from 100 years ago to now France was one of the best countries in the world until it got taken over by third world barbarians. They were warned!
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Tard Slapper retweeted
Some of yall are gonna feel so stupid for falling for this free Palestine shit some day lol
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True.
Islamophobia saves lives.
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I’m still angry Trump was cheated out of 2020. I’m still angry Kari Lake was cheated out of Arizona. I’m still angry Spencer Pratt was cheated out of Los Angeles. Most of all, I’m angry it keeps happening and our government won’t do anything about it.
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Tard Slapper retweeted
Someone should do an Elf on a Shelf video of Abdul Elf Sayed. Where there's just a little Abdul on the shelf at the grocery store, and every time you grab an item, his little helium voice says "you know it's the Jews fault that coffee is $8 a pound!"
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Mmmm! Give me more of your salty tears! 😋😆😅😂😂🤣😭🧂🧂🧂
MY ACCOUNT WAS SUSPENDED FOR 30 DAYS AFTER I TWEETED THAT MUSK TRUMP AND RUSSIA WOULD TRY AND RIGG THE MID TERM ELECTION LIKE THEY DID THE 2024 ELECTION 🙄 ELON CALLED IT HATE SPEECH 🙄 BUT MAGAS SENDING ME DEATH THREATS IS NOT A VIOLATION OF X RULES 🙄
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Most accurate parody account on the internet. 🏆
Comrade Lula is a manager of the highest order. He understands that the means of production cannot be left in private hands. They must be directed toward the needs of the collective. Hoarding wealth is a crime. Redistribution is mandatory. Social programs are expanded. The builders are managed. This is correct administration of the class struggle. The plan continues. ☭ 🇧🇷🇺🇸
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Probably a good idea.
BREAKING: Flávio Bolsonaro has reportedly fled the country and is heading to the United States after losing Sunday's election to Lula.
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Why did it take, like, 100 years to come up with this groundbreaking innovation?
JUST IN: Cheerios announces the first-ever resealable cereal bag, partnering with Ziploc to keep cereal fresh longer.
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Daaaaaamn!
Brutal burn. I smell the singe of pork
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Nobody remembers this geezer.
BREAKING: Neil Young has just sued Trump for playing "Rockin' in the Free World" at his rally in Ohio. The lawsuit states: “In short, the Song is the opposite of everything that Donald J. Trump stands for.” Thank you Mr. Young!
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Tard Slapper retweeted
Before Nicki Minaj became the Queen of Rap, she was a little girl in Queens using imagination to escape a turbulent home. 🎭 Born Onika Tanya Maraj in Saint James, Trinidad and Tobago, she spent her earliest years living with her grandmother and a large extended family. Her mother, Carol, moved to New York first; when Onika was five, she joined her parents and siblings in Queens. 🇹🇹🗽 Life at home was difficult. Her father struggled with addiction and could be violent, and the family faced instability and frequent moves. Nicki has said that imagining other worlds became a way to escape. That instinct to create characters would later become part of her signature. 🎭 As a teenager, she found a place for her creativity at Manhattan’s LaGuardia High School of Music & Art and Performing Arts, where she studied acting. She wrote her first rap at 12, but fame was still far away. 🎤 After graduation, she took a series of jobs—including waitressing at Red Lobster, where she was fired for being rude to customers. She kept writing and performing, eventually posting freestyles online and building an audience on MySpace. 🍽️💻 Three mixtapes helped turn that momentum into a record deal. In 2009, Lil Wayne signed her to Young Money as the label’s first female artist. 📀 Then Pink Friday changed everything. “Super Bass” became a smash, and her verse on Kanye West’s “Monster” announced a star who refused to blend in. The wigs, the alter egos, Roman, the theatricality—Nicki made every entrance an event. 💖👑 “Starships” took her to the Super Bowl stage with Madonna. The Pinkprint brought “Anaconda.” She scored her first Hot 100 No. 1 with the “Say So” remix, then topped the chart solo with “Super Freaky Girl.” Pink Friday 2 became her third No. 1 album, and its tour set the record as the highest-grossing rap tour by a woman. 🚀🏆 From a girl in Queens creating characters to escape a difficult childhood to one of rap’s biggest stars, Nicki Minaj has always made the main character her own.
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Tard Slapper retweeted
I was raped in Barney's NYC dressing room in the late 90's by @SenSchumer. I don't remember the exact day or time. Hell, I don't even know for sure what year it was. But I have just as much evidence of Schumer raping me in Barney's as Carroll had for her charge against Trump. I'm coming for you Chuck; you better lawyer up.
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