Sometime you wanna make love, sometimes you wanna fuck.

It would be improper to refuse a lady.

Day wasn't too bad, unfortunately I'm not home cause I need to be in Johannesburg for work, so atleast I get some peace and quiet Thanks Zaza

Where am I gonna buy thor's fork, you need to make that shit yourself.

You're forcing me to make an alt account to vote for both

The world can't have enough badass sexy girls.

There is your problem right there. Either a girl says she doesn't want flowers, and secretly wants flowers, or she tells you she wants flowers. If your so far up your shit that getting flowers isn't a nice gift, then there are way more serious problems.

Helps if you give them flowers first

The south african reccies (special forces) were dropped and told to go to a point on a map and if they made it they might get to become a reccie, those guys were trained to not have help or backup and were the best in the world.

If you do it correctly it works on real girls as well

Colour her pitch black and send her to me

Its good to learn there are no second chances

Great to see Vi badass!

I remember not playing for months cause one updated tanked the whole game, it ran like 12 frames per second.

Doing better, cooties can't keep me down

Thanks Javi!

Clowns to be laughed at, and I view myself the same here, I just want to post things that make people smile

Can't wait to feel tired from not sleeping, instead of tired of being over medicated like KFC chicken

Thank you Rooster, I will try my best , Pills are done for now at least. We'll see how it goes. Generally life is treating me a lot better than most people. Thank you!

When I moved out my mom's house and stopped having easy access to huisgenoot, my celebrity knowledge became zero