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Upper Paleolithic Hog-Cranker 𓅅

@TchCrayon

give a bee a tiny blindfold & just see what it does - 29 - zealot of falconry

 West Virginia, USA
Joined July 2009
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Sleep is the poor man's time travel
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@cljackNov 5
The cat expects that every time I fire up YouTube it will be a video of birds and squirrels. Sorry buddy you’re learning about the Battle of Austerlitz tonight
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sleve mcdichael@sleve_mcdichaelNov 5
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Orbis (@_heral_fog) profile pictureOrbis@_heral_fogNov 4
RAM too expensive so they're hiring dudes sit next to computer and remember things
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chelsea obscura@halointheriverNov 4
I hate getting my blood drawn ughh if only there was someone who would invent a device that requires only one drop of blood to run any test
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@DiscussingFilmNov 4
First trailer for the ‘LORD OF WAR’ sequel, starring Nicolas Cage and Bill Skarsgård. In theaters on January 22, 2027.
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frankincense zeppo@NoahPasternakNov 4
Everybody wants to be Anakin until they get to the part where he gets his balls burned off in a sea of lava
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I’m going to be sick
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alton🍉(comms open)@euclicideNov 4
IN PROVIDENCE RHODE ISLAND I JUST SAW A CHUD GET TAKEN IN THE BACK OF A WHITE VAN AND COME OUT DOMINICAN
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baby genius@idiotfetusNov 4
The thing is, now that they’ve won, we have to bully the fuck out of these people.
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one dozen rats at a keyboard@PanasonicDX4500Nov 4
.@Pontifex this would be a really funny time to excommunicate him.
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Triple Double Cocaine Bear@eyejustkantbroNov 4
Niggas said that Charlie Kirk shit was gonna start a revolution and they lost South Carolina and Texas a year later its tears in my fucking eyes dude
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This is the funniest night in America since Four Seasons Total Landscaping
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WE HAVE THE MANDATE TO CALL IT TWITTER AGAIN BEGONE LAMEDUCK @elonmusk
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ITS CALLED TWITTER NOW
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Jesus christ Richard Ojeda is a fucking congressman now
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Jon Ossoff is next president calling it now
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Uhhh Florida wyd right now
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nude gingrich@JarJarFan69Nov 2
Head of Mossad: You get that honeypot for Haley Stevens? Mossad Agent: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
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I didn't get a single political spam text this cycle, does this mean I win
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I appreciate any reason to watch more Dragon Ball but I really fail to understand why rebooting Beerus a second time was remotely necessary
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edd@popnpogNov 2
good bit in new simpsons tonight
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