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Joined August 2024
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They don't
How do Republicans win a presidential election again if Texas is blue?
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Virginians to Texans right now. We tried to warn ya'll.
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People didn't understand the question.
The saddest thing of the whole night is Virgina voting to abort babies until birth What in the fuck is wrong with people
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Living in space looking pretty appealing right now
Data centers in space looking pretty appealing right now
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So goes Texas so goes the country. Buckle up
🚨 BREAKING: Democrat Gina Hinojosa DEFEATS Gov. Greg Abbott in TEXAS, FLIPPING the governor's mansion blue, per CNN Texas is a TOTAL LOSS tonight. This was a MAJOR unexpected upset. The result of importing MILLIONS of people who REFUSE to assimilate -- at least in part.
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Occam's Razor retweeted
Californians watching everyone crash out over seeing some commie turbo freak take power in their state:
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Congratulations to all the Democrat victors tonight, and to all the lazy, worthless Republicans who let it happen.
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Tonight is a massacre because of Iran. Denying that is pure cope.
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Thanks RINOS. Trans children FTW
Call: James Talarico has won the Texas Senate race. This is the first time Democrats have won a Senate race in Texas since 1988, and the first time they’ve won any statewide election in the state since 1994.
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The Iran War is the greatest political blunder in the last two decades at least. A catastrophically stupid decision. An unforgivable betrayal of America First principles.
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This means Trump and Vance get impeached and removed. Dems won back the House. Understand?!?!
🚨 My daughter is now telling me the worst case scenario is that Democrats could possibly attain a veto proof majority in the Senate. We're not out of the woods yet.
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People came out in 2024 and delivered republicans the White House, the House, and the Senate and they collectively did nothing outside of Trump's EOs.
What is happening...Democrats are winning EVERYTHING!!! They are flipping seats we didn’t even know were in play… …how is this even possible?!!!!!
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And GA, TX, OH, NC. Ask yourself why.
It is likely that SC and Kansas will be lost tonight. Brace yourselves.
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Evil won.
Unfortunately, it looks like the Virginia will have abortions up to birth. The pro-abortion side spent over $5 million to buy another state.
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When I woke up to the Trump admin bombing Iran, I knew we had lost the House for the midterms but damn not this big of a blowout.
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Occam's Razor retweeted
Nothing drives votes like hatred. That's why Trump won in 24 because voters hated Biden & Harris. Voters hate the Republicans and don't much care what the Democrats will do. They just want to punish the GOP.
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Reminder
What can happen if the dems win back both the House and the Senate? With enough votes they can impeach and remove Trump, then Vance, and then guess what? Hakeem Jeffries becomes president.
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My gut was correct
I don't think I have dreaded an election as badly as the one that is coming tomorrow. I pray there isn't chaos but things seem VERY unstable right now. If you didn't vote early then get to the polls first thing if you can.
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This will be the biggest national wipeout for Republicans since 2006, when voters brutally punished the GOP for an ill-advised and poorly planned war in the Middle East.
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Occam's Razor retweeted
A rule for tonight: early vote look bad. Don't panic with early vote. Wait for race to stabilize. If election day vote isn't working for candidate of choice...then panic :)
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