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Tectone calls out Asmongold for ducking him
"I remember when the name Asmongold carried weight in the gaming field. All you do now is make fun of woke shit in video games and you talk about politics and it's a damn shame because talking about politics, making fun of woke shit and actually beating hard games, that's the Asmongold I remember."
"You'll never respond to this, you won't. Because you're up there in your ivory tower with all of your privilege and you realise that as long as people don't talk about this, you'll never have to do it, so you get to remain in your safe space."
"A man who talks a lot of shit but will never correct the record about a man who sacrificed everything for him as we go. It's a goddamn shame. You'll never let your audience know that you lied. It's like it's a goddamn shame that you'll never address how much faster I beat Khazan than you."
"It's a goddamn shame that you'll never address how much faster I beat Dark Souls 3 than you. Because despite you balding, gaining weight, getting paler, getting filthier by the goddamn day, none of that matters. That's one thing you know for a fact. I am better than you at video games, you know that for a goddamn fact and it destroys you."
"All this can stop if you just admit that I did beat Great Ape Vegeta. If you just admit that I eclipsed your run in Khazan and Dark Souls 3. But you won't do it and that's a damn shame."
Tectone sets the record straight on the recent doxing accusations
"I'm going to be as vague as possible, because unlike everyone else on Twitter, I'm not a fucking idiot. I'm not going to post this on my YouTube, and I'm going to address this very briefly."
"When someone gets doxed, you don't go on social media and say, 'Oh my God, I can't believe that person got doxed. Look at this. There's the dox. There's the website. I can't believe Strawb, Tectone, and RevSaysDesu did this.'"
"Somebody got doxed and I'm using air quotations by a website, and everybody's freaking out about it. I actually tried to message the person involved to let them know how to protect themselves, but I can't DM them."
"That dox was not done by that site. The dox happened four days ago. The person that doxed them was their own mod. They said, 'Hey, by the way, did you know if you donate using this, it actually says your full fucking government name?'"
"All these people freaking the fuck out are virtue signallers who don't actually give a fuck about the person that got doxed. They're only using it as another method to attack Rev, Strawb, and myself."
"I would be furious if my defenders were the people who doxed me first, and the people drawing the most attention to it. 'If Strawb and Tectone didn't call this person out, none of this would have happened.' Yeah, and if that person didn't LARP as a woman for two years, it wouldn't have happened either."
Tectone calls out one of his mods for upgrading his gear behind everyone’s back in Valheim
"Let me tell you about Interesting Guy. We would play Valheim together, and he would act like this really nice and kind guy. He’d be like, ‘Oh, don’t worry, Tectone, I’ll make sure you get your gear first.’"
"So he makes me level one gear and then you know what he does? He makes the same gear right after, but he upgrades that shit to level four."
"He gets me at first, but he maxes his out before anybody else and doesn’t say nothing. He’s like, ‘Oh, I thought you did too.’ F*ck you. You have all the mats. How would I?"
"That’s a straight fact. I caught on to that shit quick. He’s like, ‘Here’s 20% to get base level.’ Meanwhile, he maxed it without telling anybody."
"Crazy truth nuke. I grinded it all, buddy. Nobody grinded harder than me. Absolutely not."
Tectone asserts himself as the best gamer in all of streaming during a debate with a viewer who called him bad at video games
Tectone says he has a fetish for hit pieces that are about him
"I'm doing really well right now and whenever I do really well, I really like taunting people into making another hit piece on me. A part of me really likes it."
"I'm fucking killing it right now. You know what I mean? I need a fucking hit piece right now. I am mocking everybody in the space."
"Why will nobody shit talk me? When was the last time somebody of relevance actually shit talked me for something new? Come on, man."
"Fuelled by their hate. Bro wants to self-harm his career. I know it's a sick fetish I have."
Tectone calls out female streamers in relationships for dressing provocatively
"Why is itsKatchii posting s*ftc*re p*rn on Twitter? This is real. What the fuck? I just don’t get it, bro. You’re in a relationship. Like, I just don’t get it."
"I have no issues with itsKatchii, and there’s going to be thousands of other women doing this. But why the fuck are you posting this when you’re in a relationship? Just lock in. When you get in a relationship,just lock the fuck in."
"Why do women think that if they dress up, they’re just a good streamer? I genuinely don’t get it. They’re like, ‘Oh, I should get the Sapphire award because I put on like three outfits.’"
"The streamer awards are a fucking joke. If the Sapphire Award isn’t given by putting on a whore outfit, then what is it even for? That is the reality."
"I’m so tired of this. It just popped up in my Twitter feed because I follow itsKatchii. This is about hundreds of streamers doing the same shit. Just lock in, man."
Tectone noticed something and asked VTuber Yukiwaru if she’s transgender
"I was talking to Yukiwaru because she’s been kind to me and I noticed their banner and I was like, wait a minute. Are you fucking trans?"
Tectone says he has been exclusively getting compliments from women while men just insult him
"What the fuck are you wearing? My wife said I looked good. What, man? I’m getting old."
"I’m at a point in my life where I’m now exclusively getting compliments from women, and men just say I look like a f**got. And I’m getting that over and over when I put on my glasses."
"I got messaged by like eight different women. ‘Oh, you look so nice. Really like the glasses.’ From people like Kasei and Powder. So my glasses look nice."
"Then everybody else is like, ‘Oh, you look like a fucking loser. You look like a dork.’ It’s like, dude, since when is improving your vision gay?"
Tectone exposes Lacey for viewbotting and calls for IRL streaming to be banned
"I can’t believe Asmongold’s not going to pull up the graphs and expose the sky like in 4K. His is the easiest to prove as just illegitimate viewership."
"Hasan’s is hard to prove because he only has like maybe 30-35% fake engagement. Lacy’s engagement is 100% botted."
"I think all IRL streaming should be banned. I do. YouTube videos are fine when you can edit people out in post, but nuisance streamers should 100% be banned and all IRL streamers should be banned, or at least not allowed to do it ever again."
"Having people on your camera who don’t want to be on it, and they can’t edit themselves out because it’s live, I think it’s complete bullshit. Ban it across the board."
"Desktop should be the only streams that are available, because that way people who are on your stream are supposed to be there and random citizens don’t get caught doing something they don’t want to be recorded doing."
Tectone offers to go on Caleb Hammer’s show and help him lose weight
"Caleb, I'm going to be honest man. Get me on your show. You can help me to not lose money. I can talk to you about how to lose some weight. Because my God, you are fat af."
Tectone warns that a hit piece on him is dropping within 72 hours
"My channel is doing the best it’s ever been. And every single time this happens, somebody says some crazy shit about me and tries to cancel me again."
"There will probably be a new hit piece on me within the next 72 hours, because every time I get into the algorithm, somebody says now is the perfect time to strike."
"They’ll probably say this guy’s bald, this guy’s a grifter, this guy’s a rapist. And there will be nothing new presented. It’ll just be a rehash of the past over and over again."
"At this point it’s just falling on deaf ears. Nobody really gives a fuck because they realise it’s all bullshit."
"But yeah, YouTube’s been on fire. These videos are going to take a little bit to get the real viewers."
Tectone exposes Ember Paradox for pushing forced feminisation on their audience and friends
"I’ve been calling out Ember Paradox for this weird forced feminisation kink that they’re doing to their audience and their friends. And their response to me calling them out for being deceitful? Let’s see."
"Everybody wants to talk about how Ember is so kind and nice. Here’s a 100% real reaction to Ember Paradox. The first thing they do when they get angry is tell people to brutally shove a sexual object in their ass."
"I’m not calling to cancel Ember. I’m not going to call them a predator. But I am going to say I think you’re a fucking liar. You laughed as a woman for two years and now you’re saying forced feminisation isn’t your kink."
"I thought you said forced feminisation wasn’t a fetish. I thought you said cross-dressing wasn’t a fetish. I thought you said your novel wasn’t fetish content. Ember, you wrote a book about forced feminisation and said it was just a horror story."
"That’s weird, because seven months ago you said forced feminisation was an integral part of BDSM, one of the biggest fetish styles of content, and that people are super into it. By your own words."
Tectone explains why Hasan is going to lose his lawsuit against Scott Jennings
"He’s not going to win this lawsuit. Defamation cases for public figures almost never work because you have to prove losses. Everyone’s shitting on Hasan, so how do you prove the losses are coming from Scott Jennings?"
"It’s the same thing with me. The reason I can’t sue people who defame or slander me is because I’m the most successful I’ve ever been right now."
"This is the most views I’ve ever gotten in a calendar year, and it’s also the most money I’ve ever made. I have no way to prove losses. I’m literally suffering from success."
"Every now and then somebody calls me a rapist on the internet. I don’t really care that much. Plus, I get to dunk on it, and it’s free engagement, so it kind of works out."
Tectone calls out Pokimane for being upset at Atrioc but not her gooner chat
"Here's the reality, Pokimane. If you're upset at Atrioc for jerking off to you, you better ban 95% of your chat as well."
"Do you think people are watching you because you're interesting or funny? No. They're waiting for you to stand up and turn around. That's why every single one of your top clips is you showing off your ass."
"There are no clips of yours that have ever blown up besides you being an unlikeable bitch or goon-baiting the chat. That's the God's honest truth."
"Pokimane, you provide no other value. To quote Rudeus, this is your chat's perspective: 'You're just porn to me.' That's your chat's reaction every time you go live."
"You can embrace that and accept it, or you can continue living in delusion. You can be upset at me for saying it, but you can't tell me that I'm wrong."
Tectone says he’s going to beat Asmongold as the same class in WoW Forever
"I have an announcement. I'm playing Warrior on PvE and Warlock on PvP. That's what I'm doing."
"I'm going to go up to Asmongold twice and beat him as the same class. Preferably at the same level. I'm going to whip his ass playing the same character."
"You do it underleveled or there's no honour. I'm joking, but a level 59 fighting a 60 is like an 800% power gap. Every level you unlock a new ability that increases your power by like 300%."
"I don't care whether you watch me or not. It is what it is. I'm not really too worried about it. I'd love for you guys to chill here, but I'm not going to guilt anybody into watching."
Tectone says you’ll never be able to retire so do a job you love
"Nobody watches me and thinks this guy works a 9 to 5 making $10,000. I’m a multi-millionaire with a paid off house and I still can’t retire at 32. I don’t desire a Lamborghini or a multi mansion. I just want my wife and kids and to be left the fuck alone."
"The fact that I’m being told I need $7 million to retire at 32 is fucking crazy to me. How the fuck is anybody ever supposed to retire and actually enjoy their lives? The answer is you’re not allowed to."
"I’m probably one fifth or one sixth the size of Asmongold, and I’m in the top 0.1% of America, and I still can’t retire at 32. So the unattainable dream is becoming the top 1% of the top 1%, and even then you can’t retire. What the fuck is anybody supposed to do?
"That’s why I always say how much money you make from your job doesn’t matter, because you’re never going to retire from it. Do something that you love, because you’re doing that for the rest of your fucking life."
"That’s the only thing that matters if you enjoy your job. That’s the happiest you’ll ever be."
Tectone recommends not watching Wildwood because it’s pushing woke agendas on kids
"Within the first two minutes of the movie, they make it about gay trans shit. They’re talking about this baby and say ‘whoever they decide to marry, he, she, or they.’ They literally throw it in your face."
"Me and Sophia looked at each other and said ‘what the fuck?’ We were going to leave, but then I said let’s make it a game and see how much woke shit is in this movie."
"Main character is a bad bitch girlboss. Main male character is a feminine weak crybaby. First Black woman on screen is a strong powerful lesbian with her wife. Then there’s a white man and a Black dude making out before they go to battle."
"I’d give this a solid 8 to 9 on the wokeometer. They’re making children’s movies and putting this woke trans shit in it, and it’s fucking disgusting."
"Sophia’s favourite movie of all time is Coraline, so she was very excited to see this. Same people that made that are now just a bunch of woke lesbians who made everything fucking gay."
"Nowhere in any of the trailers or previews do they show any of this. So you buy your ticket, go in, and you’re like ‘oh fuck me, are you serious?’ It needs to stop."
Tectone has a heart to heart with his chat about not blackpilling no matter how bad things get
"I know how fucking awful it must be to be a normal guy right now. You can’t go out in public without seeing buildings getting destroyed, countries like the UK, Ireland, and France being obliterated by immigrants, and men in women’s restrooms. It really feels like the world is falling apart."
"The world needs more normal people who aren’t afraid to just be normal, unapologetically. Blackpilling is exactly what these people want. They want you to say ‘it doesn’t affect me’ and give up."
"You don’t even have to make it a big thing. Just say what needs to be said and move on. Like, ‘Yeah, I don’t really fuck with trans people, you guys wanna play Valheim?’ Or ‘I feel like millions of people need to get the fuck out of our country, I like feeling safe on my streets.’ That’s how you get things back to normal."
"This generation is going to go down in the history books as one of the stupidest of all time, and I firmly believe it’s the water. Our water was tested in Austin, Texas and New York and they found chemicals and pharmaceuticals that make you androgynous and sterile. That’s why everybody is becoming gay and retarded."
"Thank you guys for being normal and not blackpilling or just rolling over. If you’re wondering why everything feels off, start drinking bottled water or get a water purification system and see if you feel better after a couple months. I really wish I was joking, but I’m not."
Tectone explains why The Right focuses so much on The Trans movement
"Trans people are less than 1% of the population, but we’re catering our entire society to them because they get so angry on social media. People are fearful for their jobs and livelihoods."
"Gender dysphoria and schizophrenia are both mental illnesses. We tell schizophrenics to ignore the voices, but we tell people with gender dysphoria to listen to them and alter their body."
"Gender dysphoria is the only mental illness where people advocate for you to change your body and your life because of it. You shouldn’t embrace it, you should fight it."
"You wouldn’t tell an alcoholic to drink more or a drug addict to use more. You’d tell them to stop. Why are we telling people with gender dysphoria to lean into it instead of fighting it?"
