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Black women are amazing.
95% of Black women voted blue in the midterms.
Once again, they have saved us.
Thank you.
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FACT: A jury in NY found that Trump forced his fingers up the private parts of a woman.
According to the FBI and DOJ this meets the common, everyday definition of RAPE.
TRUMP IS a RAPIST.
FACT CHECK: TRUE.
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Zelenskyy bombs a few Russian data center bot farms and all of a sudden democracy wins in Brazil, Israel and the USA. Doesn't something seem fishy? Elon you got some explaining to do for 2024
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Dear America,
If you wanted someone to insult people, you should have hired Don Rickles.
If you wanted someone to build ballrooms and statues, you should have hired a construction company.
If you wanted someone to threaten journalists and companies, you should have moved to Putin’s Russia.
If you wanted a pervert who partied with Jeffrey Epstein, you should have hired a registered sex offender.
If you wanted someone to call other countries “shitholes,” you should have hired a Neo-Nazi.
If you wanted someone to sell pardons and crypto coins, you should have hired a carnival hustler.
If you wanted someone to sleep on the job... well, that’s an insane waste of money. Why would you pay someone who sleeps on the job?
In fact, why would you hire ANY of these unfit bozos?
You live in the United States.
We elect Presidents here.
Presidents are supposed to be the best of us. They should make us aspire to greatness, not give us permission to be our WORST.
Think about that the next time a racist, sexual abuser, corrupt grifter is running for President.
Reject that greedy, sleepy, creepy fucker.
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I especially love how the mouth breathing MAGA shidiots who are drowning in debt and can’t feed their families right now are coping with these midterms by rushing into my replies to remind me, that he’s “still my president.”
Yeah, I fucking know.
We all know.
You fucking morons.
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There comes a point where the circumstantial evidence leads you to conclude that Trump is intentionally burning the Republican Party to the ground because he doesn’t want it to succeed or thrive without him when he’s gone.
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Todd Blanche actually said that he was not going to release any depiction of death or torture in the Epstein files which means he has seen evidence of death and torture for that alone. He needs to be impeached.
Ted Friel retweeted
We shouldn’t worry about Muslims taking over our country. We should be more worried about this Nazi piece of shit taking over our country.
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So that Dana White thing is real? How are we not supposed to make fun of this? How is anyone supposed to take us seriously?
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.@StephenM is a “natural born Nazi” and utterly faithless to the United States of America and the US Constitution. He serves a moral degenerate; a rapist, a liar, a conman and a loser who is the worst president in American history.
President Trump is the most transformative political leader in American History — and he has single-handedly saved America from those who would destroy it.
It has been the privilege of my lifetime to have served on his team from Day One, and I am honored beyond words to serve as his White House Chief of Staff.
I want to thank the incomparable Susie Wiles for her years of devoted service to the President and the Country, and for her friendship.
The mission now is more clear than ever: Fight with all of our soul to support our President and defend this magnificent Republic.
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Trump last week: Thinks voters are too stupid to tell two Dan Sullivans apart.
Trump today: Too stupid to tell two Dana Whites apart.
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Fuck it, I’m driving across the river from downtown Omaha to Council Bluffs, Iowa, just to see what it feels like to live in a blue state.
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Quick reminder to the Kremlin:
No Russian has ever walked on the moon.
America supplied the Soviet Union with thousands of tanks and aircraft and hundreds of thousands of vehicles during WWII. Funny how that gets left out of the chest-thumping. Have you said “thank you?”
Your invasion of Ukraine has cost you 1.5 MILLION men. MILLION
You cars and planes are awful
A gas station with nukes, and the gas is even low quality garbage. Your nukes probably don’t even work.
Sucks to suck.
Ted Friel retweeted
It took 10 years, but Lindsey Graham’s GOP prophecy has finally come true. I just can’t believe it took this long.
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So here's what happened in today's Stupid Olympics.
There are two people named Dana White.
One is President and CEO of the UFC
The other is Dana W. White, who served as the Assistant to the Secretary of Defense for Public Affairs and Chief Pentagon Spokesperson for the U.S. Department of Defense under Secretary James Mattis
Their pictures are below. He's the white guy. She's the Black woman. I'll call them UFC Dana and DOD Dana to make it easier for you.
Suzie Wiles, shortly before being replaced by Count Stephen Miller, advised Trump that his new Press Secretary should be Dana White.
And Trump in all his finite wisdom, immediately assumed the UFC Dana, who has never done anything to prepare him for press secretary, and not DOD Dana, whose entire career has been in preparation for that.
Now you might be saying, "Kelly, not everyone knows about DOD Dana. It's an honest mistake."
But he's NOT just "everyone." He's the President of the United States. And this is a man whose administration has been firing Black people, women, trans people, and so on, insisting that none of them got their job based on merit.
And then he's going to name someone completely unqualified to be Press Secretary because the President is a fan of the UFC.
And he didn't even think to ask anyone. It never even occurred to him to ponder whether UFC Dana is the person he should pick as Press Secretary.
Stupid and incurious are a dangerous combination, and this man is both of those things.
And that got me to thinking about the two Dan Sullivan in Alaska. And I get it now. The man who is too stupid to know the difference between two Dana Whites thinks Alaskans are too stupid to know the difference between two Dan Sullivans.
