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@Ted_Orphan

Local treasure and co-producer @itsgoodcomedy

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There’s a middle class?
WBEZ (@WBEZ) profile pictureWBEZ@WBEZAug 5
The monotony of middle class marriage gets scrutinized in a Chicago premiere by Gift Theatre featuring some of the most impressive acting of the season. wbez.org/theater-stages/2026…
Review: In ‘Marble,’ marriage sucks, but the characters all knew that anyway

Review: In ‘Marble,’ marriage sucks, but the characters all knew that anyway

The monotony of middle-class marriage gets scrutinized in a Chicago premiere by Gift Theatre featuring some of the most impressive acting of the season.

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Polymarket (@Polymarket) profile picturePolymarket
@PolymarketJun 4
JUST IN: New York brewery recreates George Washington’s 269-year-old “small beer” recipe once used to hydrate troops during wartime.
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They really gotta stop arresting Jason Bateman so publicly on HBO shows before all the facts are in.
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Damn where they find five foot stilts?
Movies Scenes 🎫 (@SceneinCinema) profile pictureMovies Scenes 🎫
@SceneinCinemaJan 13
Did you know — Vin Diesel voiced the infamous “I am Groot” for potentially over $10 million, per MCU film. He Voiced the line in multiple languages. He reportedly got paid $54 million total, though James Gunn denied it. Diesel even wore stilts to feel like a 7.5 foot tree.
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Are these going to be normal sized and shaped ties? Trump needs new ties for sure.
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Since it seems like everyone is just now watching the OxiContin shows.
cowabunga lifestyle coach (@Ted_Orphan) profile picturecowabunga lifestyle coach@Ted_Orphan28 Aug 2023
Of the two OxyContin shows, Dopesick (Hulu) is much better than Painkiller (Netflix), but I think the best received version would be a televised slow torture and eventual murder of the Sacklers.
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On the streetcar to work and a horse girl is speaking her best broken Spanish to a lady who complimented her Labubu in broken English. If that’s not the country you want to live in I don’t know what to tell you.
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Not to be a jerk, but does the motorcycle gang in Task even like riding motorcycles?
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New Orleans: “911 might not work today”
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I don’t think that it’s crazy to say, all of this is Jay Leno’s fault.
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Now hear me out... What if we, New Orleans, just don't respond or sign up for Delta Utilities.
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That #friyay feeling.
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W’s was better and we were “under attack” as a country.
Brick Suit (@Brick_Suit) profile pictureBrick Suit
@Brick_Suit29 Jul 2025
No pressure, just the first tee shot ever on your new golf course with the world press watching. President Trump drives it over 290 yards down the middle of the fairway.
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Same at is ever was.
cowabunga lifestyle coach (@Ted_Orphan) profile picturecowabunga lifestyle coach@Ted_Orphan20 Mar 2021
The fact that The Black Eyed Peas had Where is The Love and Let’s Get Retarded on the same hit album says a lot more about the early 2000s than any of us are ready to admit.
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If they were to cut to someone from Orleans Parish during the Let Louisiana Shine anti-littering commercial.
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Small city thing about New Orleans is you’ll be flying back there and see someone else getting on the plane and be like oh I know him from “around”
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Santa?
Andrew Petcash (@AndrewPetcash) profile pictureAndrew Petcash
@AndrewPetcash26 Mar 2025
Allen Iverson blew through over $200M in NBA money... But was saved financially by a secret clause. Here's the wild story:
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Da jeep wasn’t maybe gonna espload outta nowhere.
Wu Tang is for the Children (@WUTangKids) profile pictureWu Tang is for the Children
@WUTangKids11 Mar 2025
Another Trump lie…he said secret service wouldn’t let him drive the Tesla at the White House….weird they let Biden drive a Jeep
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This is still a good one.
cowabunga lifestyle coach (@Ted_Orphan) profile picturecowabunga lifestyle coach@Ted_Orphan9 Feb 2022
If I delete Facebook how else will I be reminded of how fucking annoying I used to be.
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