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Rasta 👩‍🦲 veZuda

@TeeMyst

when i was born I was asked to choose between a good memory & a big dick. Sadly I don't remember which one I chose. estoy enamorado!

 Berne, Switzerland
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Joined November 2011
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Day 1 of before I manage to buy my own car.
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Tafadzwa 🦓 (@MakumbeTafadzwa) profile picture
Tafadzwa 🦓@MakumbeTafadzwa2h
Replying to @TeeMyst
Wakararira salad ne doughnut shaa
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"Another One" : DJ Khaled
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德亚 🖤 (@elonhatedera) profile picture
德亚 🖤
@elonhatedera13h
He is allergic to normal goals 😭😭🔥🔥
德亚 🖤 (@elonhatedera) profile picture德亚 🖤
@elonhatedera13h
But seriously, has any of Valverde’s goals ever been ruled out for offside? 😭🙏
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Emmanuel Echeta (@PenTitan) profile picture
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@PenTitan22h
It is better to be a warrior in a time of peace, than to be a farmer in a time of war
Tasha✨ (@Tasha1644) profile pictureTasha✨
@Tasha1644Nov 4
People who go on a first date with cond0ms, what is your motive??
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Criminalsimpsons
@Criminalsimpson18h
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Greensboro Police Department (@GSO_Police) profile pictureGreensboro Police Department
@GSO_PoliceNov 2
If your cocaine dealer shorted you and didn’t supply you with the full amount of product, contact us at 336-373-2222 to file an official complaint.
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ℓαɱα૨૨ ƭɦεɓɦα∂ɠµყ (@lamarrRMCF) profile picture
ℓαɱα૨૨ ƭɦεɓɦα∂ɠµყ
@lamarrRMCF22h
Mourinho got some serious BALLS. 😭
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El Forlán 🇹🇷 (@ElForlan2006) profile picture
El Forlán 🇹🇷
@ElForlan200613h
Tiki Taka; camavinga,Silva , touchamani Valverde:
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Ryan Malk
@RRyanMalk17h
Elon deleting tweets, the internet is IMMORTAL. Hey @grok what are the 5 last Elon musk’s DELETED tweets?
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Hood lord@hoodlord_613h
I spent 3months in jail because of this tweet💔😭
Hood lord (@hoodlord_6) profile pictureHood lord@hoodlord_6Jul 22
I’m honored to officially join the EFCC. Grateful for this new chapter.
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Kemboi (@kemboi__amos) profile picture
Kemboi
@kemboi__amos21h
Say "Museveni is an idiot" right now and let's see if you'll ever tweet again. 😅😅
Leah K (@Komugisha_Leah) profile pictureLeah K@Komugisha_LeahNov 4
Kenyans think their country is a benchmark of democracy because they elect a loser every 5 years🤡
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Bunts 0️⃣8️⃣ (@_hlulani_m) profile picture
Bunts 0️⃣8️⃣@_hlulani_mNov 4
Nah Trump fucked up, Republicans losing Texas is like ANC losing Eastern Cape😭
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𝑫𝒐𝒏 ☁︎︎ (@Donxshinobi) profile picture
𝑫𝒐𝒏 ☁︎︎
@Donxshinobi18h
YOOOO BRO STOP 😭😭😭😭 TWITTER IS FUCKING NUTS 😭😭
A ♡ (@Alvatwodos) profile pictureA ♡@AlvatwodosNov 4
What we doing to Charlie Kirk tomorrow
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Sky 🎳 (@FadingLucid) profile picture
Sky 🎳
@FadingLucidNov 4
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y∆vEl 🇨🇺 (@abt_lazaropena) profile picture
y∆vEl 🇨🇺@abt_lazaropenaNov 3
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The White House (@WhiteHouse) profile pictureThe White House
@WhiteHouseNov 3
America is for Americans.
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Kia 🩷 (@xevekiah) profile picture
Kia 🩷
@xevekiah18h
My favorite genre of internet video is an abuser finding out that the rest of the world isn’t scared of him.
Azat (@AzatAlsalim) profile pictureAzat
@AzatAlsalimJun 1
“Passersby on the street gave a sound thrashing to a man beating his wife in the middle of the road.”
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sammm ☆ (@onlysammms) profile picture
sammm ☆
@onlysammmsNov 4
it genuinely pisses me off when i see families with three children where the two elder ones are daughters and the youngest is a son. i know exactly what you did
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@BjaySwag20h
my manager: “can you take care of this?” me waiting for him to leave so I can ask ChatGPT what to do.
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SpaanseDuif@SpaanseDuiff23h
Loser has to take a shower
❄️ (@footyhan) profile picture❄️
@footyhanNov 3
nahh we have the el jeetico in 3 days 😭
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َ (@Varca_Owner) profile picture
َ@Varca_Owner15h
I voted illegally 30 times, come get me motherfuckers My name is Vinicius Junior and I play for Real Madrid football club
U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (@ICEgov) profile pictureU.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement
@ICEgovNov 3
If you vote illegally, we will find you. We will track you down, arrest you, and prosecute you. There will be no escape.
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Anele Mdoda (@Anele) profile picture
Anele Mdoda
@Anele15h
News 24 😂😂😂😂😂 you are Messy for saying ‘this time’ and you know it.
News24 🇿🇦 (@News24) profile pictureNews24 🇿🇦
@News2416h
JUST IN | Mugabe’s son arrested in Harare, this time over vehicles ‘smuggled’ across SA border brnw.ch/21x6TBp
Mugabe’s son arrested in Harare, this time over vehicles ‘smuggled’ across SA border | News24

Mugabe’s son arrested in Harare, this time over vehicles ‘smuggled’ across SA border | News24

Bellarmine Chatunga Mugabe, 29, the second son of the late former Zimbabwean president Robert Mugabe, has been arrested in Harare.

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