โ€ผ๏ธWIFEโ€ผ๏ธMother. Lover. Friend. Follow my other socials. #narrator #bookreader #chaoticpeacemaker ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜

Where I be
Joined July 2012
If you have a penis, are a man, have xy chromosomes, identify as a man, or have he/him pronouns, DO NOT DM ME. You will be ignored. Hope this helps ๐Ÿ˜Š.
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The dark side of pretty privilege is being lusted over not loved. People Just wanna say they experienced you.
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Bro...dont piss me off ๐Ÿ˜’
Nicki Minaj while speaking at Trumpโ€™s rally today in Michigan: โ€œWe want our children to grow up in a place where we can proud of, we donโ€™t want our children to be bombarded with sex changes, right?โ€
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OMG ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ but why did I have to look twice too lmaooooo
Bitchhhh I thought this was @TeeSays_ ๐Ÿ˜‚
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This shit made me laugh out loud ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
I will never forget my dad bringing home a grown ass German Shepard and was like โ€œya momma said you wanted a puppyโ€ This dog is all of 48 years old in human years.
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I'm annoyed the most by the niggas in the comments acting willfully obtuse about this. If yall ATTEMPTED to understand what sex is and HOW women enjoy it, you wouldnt be calling this "gay" ๐Ÿ˜’
Ok so......imagine you getting some dick, some good ass dick, coochie soaking, you feeling it throbbing, and you that orgasm getting closer....and closer......and right on the edge of getting stroked through a good ass nut.....you gotta hop off the dick and finish yourself off...
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*sigh* ok yall..... im cutting my hair off today๐Ÿซฃ๐Ÿซฃ
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I may have found what works for me to keep my face on all day. 1. Sweat proof primer just in the places that get oily 2. A couple spritz's of Anua hydrating spray 3. Maybelline Fit Me Foundation: im only pissed that I hadnt started using this EARLIER bc I spent COINS on
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Also correction, I meant Loreal Paris infallible matte foundation. Whatever bro, the shit works ๐Ÿ™„. 6. L.Y.S. bronzer stick 7. SBK cheek bait blush (idr the name) 8. Spray my face down with that Seal It spray and boom. Face set and pretty and I don't look like an old hag ๐Ÿ˜Š
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Yes lol. I gotta pay what I can afford so I fill back up when I get to the gas pump picture
Am I the only one that Donโ€™t really look at gas prices?
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My lady, I speak with love and utmost discretion: thy garden hath developed an aroma most displeasing, and I fear the village hath begun to whisper
How do you tell someone their coochie STINKS in Shakespeare Language? ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‡
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So.....youre pregnant by a nigga you dont wanna be with...aaaand this is how youre spending your time?? You bitches gotta be slow, its embarrassing....
Bro needs to learn how to cheat without getting caught ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Millennials, it's time to choose your midife crisis 1. Date a 24 year old 2. Quit drinking and tell everyone you donโ€™t drink anymore 3. Drink heavily 3-4 times a week 4. Train for a marathon and or Hyrox 5. Have a panic baby (with wife you hate) 6. "We're opening the relationship" (she bangs, guy tries too and fails? 7. Get divorced to feel something 8. Get diagnosed with adult ADHD/autism 9. Niche side quests like rock climbing, gardening, handstands 10. Get very into video games
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Me tryna do the math on this
Kevin Gates has been ordered to split the proceeds from his music catalog sale, with his estranged wife, Dreka Gates, set to receive over $1 million. Dreka will receive $929,341.50 in child and spousal support, along with an additional $150,000. Kevin will receive $538,798 upfront, followed by monthly payments of $225,000 starting in October. The order also allocates money for Drekaโ€™s legal fees, her accountant and a third-party mediation service. The latest development comes amid their ongoing divorce battle, with both sides previously disputing financial allegations. Drekaโ€™s attorney has denied Kevinโ€™s claims that she and her family took money from him.
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