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Earthrealm
Joined October 2015
Jack Sparrow’s special entrance in the final movie of the trilogy was by far the best. It was unique, and his facial expressions perfectly reflected his deteriorating mental state. Johnny Depp and Gore Verbinski were at their best.
Jack Sparrow's entrance in Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest was pure peak cinema. He shot a crow and used a skeleton’s leg to row his coffin boat to shore. Gore Verbinski and Johnny Depp truly understood the assignment.
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Forgive me guys I couldn't help myself 😭 #EbenezerMovie
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TEHRAN retweeted
Feel the past haunt you in 4DX. Ebenezer is in #4DX November 13. Tickets on sale tomorrow.
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Kids went trick or treating at Ebenezer’s house. They’re lucky he gave them a penny! 😂 Tickets go on sale tomorrow!! fandango.com/ebenezer-2026-2…
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These kids picked the wrong house for Trick-or-treating 🎃 Johnny Depp stars in #Ebenezer, coming to theaters November 13. Tickets are on sale tomorrow! fandan.co/Ebenezer
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I don't know for certain how Ebenezer will perform at the box office, but I definitely know it will be at least the second highest grossing A Christmas Carol movie in history.
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One night. One chance to change his fate. #EbenezerMovie - only in theatres November 13.
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TEHRAN retweeted
Mylène Farmer’s new song for Johnny Depp’s Ebenezer is titled “Dieu est mort” (God Is Dead).
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The thing about having a NEW A Christmas Carol movie is that Christmas comes every year, so why should there only be ONE version? Every Christmas deserves its own A Christmas Carol movie, and now it's JOHNNY DEPP'S time. 🎄
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TEHRAN retweeted
The way you can tell this is a behind the scenes image because Ebenezer Scrooge would never make anyone laugh, but Johnny Depp could 😭
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Johnny Depp's Ebenezer in times square 🔥🔥
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Clayface is doing well at the box office for an R rated, low budget movie about a relatively unpopular character, and audiences are loving it. Yet bots and Snyder bros have been calling it a flop before release. It's obvious what's going on.
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I would absolutely love to see Johnny Depp play V in the new project. He would be perfect casting! Paramount, make it happen! 😭
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Mylène Farmer’s new song for Johnny Depp’s Ebenezer is titled “Dieu est mort” (God Is Dead).
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Did y'all notice how they keep showing the same scenes from the trailer without giving us anything new? 👀 It's almost like they're deliberately keeping the rest of the movie under wraps. Maybe this really is a completely different adaptation after all? We'll find out soon enough
The spirits are on their way. #EbenezerMovie - in theatres November 13.
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Johnny Depp's Ebenezer in times square 🔥🔥
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No shit
Paramount let people ask Ghostface to do anything via a link during Scary Movie 6 promos. Now they're using Venmo for Ebenezer, who's literally known for being stingy, and some Amber Turd ass sniffer calls it the "worst marketing." They'll kill themselves If this movie succeeds
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TEHRAN retweeted
Her PR team has been orchestrating this for years. Do you really think it's a coincidence that she's releasing her mockumentary in the same year as JD's movie? She's has been trying to make a comeback.
Replying to @TehranKnight
Remember, they don't use bots... lmao
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The ‘Ebenezer’ Venmo account crashed after being flooded with money requests 💰 Users who requested money received just $0.01 each
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This is far from over. #DayDrinker starring Johnny Depp, Madelyn Cline, and Penélope Cruz – in theaters March 26, 2027.
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Johnny Depp is Ebenezer Scrooge.🎄 Tickets are on sale now for Ebenezer, coming to ODEON 13 November. Book now 🎟️ bit.ly/3VVHz5n
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