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Joshua

@TejasMedic

Paramedic in Houston. #Astros #FDT #SIUEFA I always learn from the mistakes of others who take my advice.

 Needville, TX
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Joined March 2009
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little man got his helmet and was rocking his @astros onesie yesterday. He’s undefeated on days he’s got Astros gear on. – at Needville, TX
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Holy shit 🤣🤣
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DAAAAAAA NAZIS LOSE
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Bro that World Cup changed Kansas forever. These people spent weeks partying with Algerians
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Covie
@covie_93Nov 5
The first election a Pope has ever voted in and Republicans get wiped out. It's truly a sign from god.
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Look at her, she’s beautiful 😭🥹
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they’re calling it a bluekkake
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@c3rebralcortexNov 4
Replying to @AdamParkhomenko
Not sure how I’m supposed to pray five times today AND get a sex change but trusting in allah
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@AbdulElSayedMay 4
Gimme three months and his golf buddies in Florida wouldn’t even vote for him. I’ll smoke him by 7. Bet on it.
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Ryan Mouton@RMout29Nov 4
If your state not blue, I can’t fawk with you 🤣🤣man I haven’t been able to say that my whole damn life
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Stacy Cay
@stacycayNov 4
I just wish Charlie Kirk was here to see this
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i live in a blue state (i live in texas)
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watching all the numbers come in and these bitches are getting run the fuck off the court hahahahahahahahaha good riddance
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Ally@OhMyItsAllyNov 4
Talarico came out to Selena let’s fucking gooooooooooooo
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I'm so Fucking proud to be a Texan
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Texas forever.
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Beto skateboarded so Talarico could walk on water. 🙏
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12 F1 titles in this picture 🏆😮‍💨
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Collin@CopierCollinOct 8
It warms my heart to know there are some high school seniors in NYC that have never witnessed a Yankees championship in their lifetime.
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A guinea pig was needed so I stepped forward. holy fuck was that a mistake
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JJ Watt
@JJWattFeb 9
Did I understand a single word of it? I did not. Was it a vibe? It was.
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