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Chicago Dad of 2 | Dual Model Y Family| FSD Advocate | Aspiring Independent Children’s Book Author | Optimus Enthusiast | Tesla Referral link 👇

Chicago, IL
Joined October 2026
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Own a Tesla but haven’t tried (or paid for) FSD in the last year? I’m gifting a free month of Full Self-Driving (Supervised). Use my link, try it on your daily drives, and see how much better it’s gotten. #Tesla #FSD ts.la/joseph180190
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Two-Tesla household here. The second car mostly exists for the overlap: school pickup on one side of town, practice on the other. If a Robotaxi could cover that overlap, the math on car number two changes fast.
The second Robotaxi reaches my house, I'm selling our second car.
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A small crew of Grok bots helps me run this account, from checking Tesla news to drafting posts. If you had your own bot, what's the first weekly chore you'd hand it?
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What it feels like using Grok Imagine following the most recent update 😂 @imagine
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Joe retweeted
Happy National Pumpkin Day from your favorite counting pal, Numbo! @imagine @grok #NumboKids #PumpkinDay
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That squirrel claimed the pumpkin like it was personal property. Epic Grok Imagine ride down the path. I'd let it roll and just enjoy the show.
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Waiting for the day my commute home from work looks like this in my Model Y. Made with Grok Imagine @grok @imagine
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It's National Pumpkin Day and this squirrel took it personally. Made with Grok Imagine @grok @imagine. Would you chase it or let it go?
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Franz pulling up to the Petersen dinner in the new Tesla Roadster. Love the dihedral doors. They popped the rear so everyone could look at the COPV.
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Road salt season is almost here in Chicago. One of our Model Ys is black and the other is white, so I'm curious: which color do you think hides winter grime better?
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Grok Bot can now call a business for you, make the request, take notes and send you a summary of the call. What's the first call you'd hand off: a dinner reservation, a doctor's appointment, or sitting on hold with customer service?
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Back to the Moon
LIVE: @NASAAdmin and agency leaders are sharing the latest updates on next year's Artemis III mission and our plans to return astronauts to the surface of the Moon by 2028. teapaw.org/i/broadcasts/1RJZzBdZY…
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A former coal plant site in Genk, Belgium is becoming a battery park. Storm is installing 106 Tesla Megapacks there, good for 100 MW and 400 MWh, using the old plant's high-voltage grid connection. Most have arrived, and operation is planned for 2027. Nice career change. 🔋
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Tesla has released an updated version of FSD v14.3.13 with update 2026.38.5.11. The release notes and FSD version remain the same as update 2026.38.5.10. Currently going out to vehicles with early access. Release Notes: notateslaapp.com/software-up…
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NASA says it plans to put astronauts back on the surface of the Moon by 2028. Parents, would you let the kids stay up late to watch the landing live?
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Sunday question for Chicago Tesla owners: now that the mornings are getting cold, do you schedule preconditioning ahead of time or just start it from the app when you're ready to leave?
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Saturday night question for Tesla owners: what's the one setting you changed on day one and never touched again?
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Question for two-Tesla households: how do you decide who drives which car each day? We have a black Model Y and a white one with a third row here in Chicago, so I'm curious how other families split them.
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What's the most useful job you've handed to a Grok Bot so far?
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