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Tesla Semi caught fire in Hayward on 880 yesterday. What do you think the cause was, and how do you think this will affect the Tesla semi program? If youβre a class A driver, what are your thoughts about this? Would you still be interested in driving a Tesla semi, or would this single isolated incident deter you?
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[Tesla Semi catches fire on I-880 in Hayward, CA]
- On Oct 27, around 5:35β5:45 p.m. local time, a Tesla Semi's lithium-ion battery caught fire in the southbound lanes of I-880 near Route 92 in Hayward.
- The California Highway Patrol (CHP) closed both directions due to the risk of hazardous chemical smoke. Northbound reopened at about 8:40 p.m.
- CHP said the battery fire could burn for 15β18 hours, and southbound would stay closed until it was out and the truck was safe to remove.
- No injuries were reported and no other vehicles were involved. The driver said the truck simply caught fire. The cause is under investigation.
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Full Self Driving is as good as I could ever want it to be. We have reached the pinnacle. If youβre still driving with your arms youβre lame π
No face ID on the iPhone duo isnβt the killer people think it is. Unlock with Apple Watch makes it a non-issue
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Tesla has released new FSD (Supervised) safety data.
Miles per major collision:
β’ Teslas Driven With FSD (Supervised): 6,006,200
β’ Teslas Driven Manually (Active Safety Features): 2,031,221
β’ Teslas Driven Manually (No Active Safety Features): 845,915
β’ U.S. Average: 660,164
Total major collisions:
β’ Teslas with FSD (Supervised): 1,579
β’ Teslas driven manually with Active Safety: 17,775
β’ Teslas driven manually without Active Safety: 239
β’ U.S. average: 4,989,713
Total miles logged:
β’ Teslas with FSD (Supervised): 9,483,790,215
β’ Teslas driven manually with Active Safety: 36,104,958,020
β’ Teslas driven manually without Active Safety: 202,173,600
β’ U.S. drivers overall: 3,294,031,000,000
Tesla vehicles with FSD (Supervised) engaged experienced ~9x fewer major collisions than those driving without it on.
This is North America data across all road classes (highway and non-highway). The data reflects a rolling twelve-month aggregation of miles and collisions.
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Tesla's FSD counter just passed 16.7 billion miles.
16,702,692,862 miles driven on FSD (Supervised)
6.6 billion of them on city streets
Live in 17 countries, 10 of them in Europe
Every mile trains the next one.
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Tesla Shawn π - Comedian/ Anti-Hero retweeted
For the first time ever, all five of our Teslas, including both of my parents cars, all received the same update at the same time! Usually they are days apart
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Super cool Tesla Tearoom episode. Check out how the π takeover became the largest Tesla event in the world.
Chopsticks. Are. Getting. Ready. π« Ship 43 is rolling to Pad 2 at Starbase, and tonight at 8pm ET John Stringer of @teslaownersSV joins me on Tesla Tearoom. What's your one question for John? Drop it below and I'll ask it live π
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Day 3 with the iPhone Duo. Ex-Apple tech support here, so I'm testing everything. Battery, crease, folded thickness. What do you want me to check first?
They said the iPhone Duo is too heavy for MagSafe when it's open. Mine didn't move an inch in the Cybertruck π€·ββοΈ
Everybody's crying about no Face ID on the iPhone Duo. My Apple Watch unlocks it before I even think about it π€·ββοΈ
Tesla Shawn π - Comedian/ Anti-Hero retweeted
Watch Episode 1 of our Odyssey series made with Grok Imagine.
Let us know in the comments if you'd like a full breakdown of how it was done!
Creative collaboration with @WonderStudiosX and director Dev Walker @glumlot_
iPhone Duo has no action button for Grok but you can setup Triple Tap instead π Hereβs how
Shortcuts App/ Add Action/ Grok/ Start Voice Chat
Next go to
Settings/ Accessibility/ Touch/ Back Tap/ Shortcuts/ Talk to Grok
If you enjoy tips like this, I appreciate the follow. I spent a decade in tech support, many of those years at Apple.