@TessaCoates

Edinburgh Fringe! Get Your Tessa Coates You’ve Pulled Every day at 6.05 Pleasance Beside 💖

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Joined May 2012
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Margot Robbie in the bath explains the GameStop stock situation
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I’m looking for somebody who can animate a page of a website, for money obviously, is that you? Is that your very particular set of skills?
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HELP! Guys I’m losing my mind, the lady in the wedding dress shop took this photo of me! I swear on my life this is real, what?! HOW?! Somebody please help!!! I’m freaking out
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I’m having a panic attack in the street. Not a Live Photo. Here’s the analytics oh my god HOW!
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It’s an #iphone IS THAT HELPFUL?!
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We’re podding LIVE on Sunday 5th Nov! And our amazing guests are @5tevieM and @TessaCoates from the incredible @nobodypanicpod so ya better book ya tix here: cheerfulearful.co.uk/2022 thanks love u 💜
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Oobah Butler@Oobahs13 Oct 2023
It’s the film lawyers told you would never get made! After over a year in the works, my new film ‘The Great Amazon Heist’ is coming out this Thursday on @Channel4! It’s taken everything I have to make this one. So I hope you enjoy it. Cheers!
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Sea shell enthusiasts, what kind of shells are these please?
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. @5tevieM & @tessacoates's from @nobodypanicpod will be joined by special guest @andrewhunterm from @nosuchthing at their #LondonPodFest live show on Sun 10 Sep 📢 Join them and find out how to live your life without screaming all the time 😱 Tickets: kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/co…
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Plosive@plosiveprods3 Aug 2023
❗This Saturday❗ 😱 NOBODY PANIC: LIVE! At Roundhouse Comedy Festival 😱 Tessa Coates and Stevie Martin bring their smash-hit podcast Nobody Panic live to the Roundhouse, with special guest - Rose Matafeo. 📅 Sat 5 Aug 📍The Roundhouse, London 🎟 roundhouse.org.uk/whats-on/r…
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Plosive@plosiveprods1 Aug 2023
New episode of ... 😱 Nobody Panic 😱 ♥️How to Play Poker with Ken Cheng♣️ Apple: podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcas… Acast: shows.acast.com/3960fb4f-d91… Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/02M… @5tevieM @TessaCoates @nobodypanicpod @kenchengcomedy
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Look X.com I know we’re all still here even though party is over and in a minute someone is going to invite their drug dealer ‘to hang’, but in these final dying days of this site - come to this will you! It’ll be so nice!
Plosive@plosiveprods27 Jul 2023
👇COMING UP NEXT WEEK👇 😱NOBODY PANIC: LIVE! 😱 At Roundhouse Comedy Festival... Don't miss the chance to see Stevie & Tessa (uncensored) as they answer life's biggest (and smallest) questions, with a special guest! 📆 Sat 5 Aug 📍The Roundhouse 🎟 roundhouse.org.uk/whats-on/r…
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Ah! A very personal one today! To the surprise of absolutely no one, I have ADHD. God bless @5tevieM for riding this journey with this easily distracted moose 🫎 🧁🍯🫐🪡🧵🧦🧶
Nobody Panic@nobodypanicpod18 Jul 2023
So @TessaCoates has, to the unsurprise of listeners messaging us saying ‘Tessa I think you might have ADHD’, been diagnosed with ADHD. She tells @5tevieM about what it all feels like (and a bit about a moose). Listen here or spotify: apple.co/3XY8OJb
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If you’ve been to the year 3000, and met my great-great-great granddaughter who you claim is ‘pretty fine’ and therefore we are to assume she’s alive, then she’s like 800 years old. Which is way more alarming than the whole living under water thing
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Latitude baby!! Here we go! 🎪🎶
Plosive@plosiveprods29 Jun 2023
🎪FESTIVAL ANNOUNCEMENT🎪 Nobody Panic: Live! at Latitude Join Tessa and a guest co-host for this special festival episode of Nobody Panic! 📆 20 - 23 July 📍@LatitudeFest 😱 @nobodypanicpod
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Фу
Culture
@CultureHOF13 Jun 2023
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Thank you so much to @thisstuartlaws for being so open and honest for this genuinely fascinating episode 💣⛓️📿🪈🧪🪠🪢🪡🥼🩲🧵🥽🦐🪱☄️💫🍠🥨🌽🌶️🫛🌭🍧🥟🥜🤸🏻‍♂️🤺
Plosive@plosiveprods6 Jun 2023
New Episode of... 😱 NOBODY PANIC 😱 How to Get a Vasectomy Apple: apple.co/3Neu7Ta Acast: play.acast.com/s/nobodypanic… Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/2XK… @nobodypanicpod @5tevieM @TessaCoates @thisstuartlaws
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Tonight tonight tonight!! 💫 💫💫
Plosive@plosiveprods5 Jun 2023
😱NOBODY PANIC: LIVE!😱 Stevie and Tessa return to Soho Theatre with special guest ED GAMBLE tonight! Don't miss out, last few tickets available 👇 ⏰ 9.15pm 🎟 sohotheatre.com/events/nobod…
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Hello twitter, there’s this meme that’s like ‘this is my brain with ADHD’ and it’s like a white background, and I think a duck, a shoe, a spatula and something else like contentedly rotating. Does anyone know what I mean? Hello? Is this thing on? But seriously do you?
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I found it!
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EASILY one of my most unhinged episode choices - BUT the GCSE Shakespeare is next week and if I can get one kid over the line then it will have been worth it. Perhaps send it to your teenage cousin who forgot to revise 🌟📝 🌊⛴️🏝️🧙‍♂️🧚🧌
Plosive@plosiveprods9 May 2023
New Episode of... 😱 NOBODY PANIC 😱 How to Pass GCSE Shakespeare Exam: The Tempest (AQA or Edexcel) Apple: apple.co/429sawp Acast: play.acast.com/s/nobodypanic… Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/3iU… @nobodypanicpod @5tevieM @TessaCoates
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