I have chili in my veins and a snake in my boot.
Texas
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If you’ll be in the DFW area tomorrow, come say howdy. I’ll be in Grand Prairie for TCR Fest.
- 100+ vendors
- Music from Nikki Lane & more
- Classic car show
- A parade at 11
- A prairie dog eating contest
And great weather!
Texas Humor retweeted
Since everyone everywhere seem to be agreeing and getting along about everything else these days 🙃, the @TexasMonthly team decided now was the time to try to answer the question of "what are the official regions of Texas?"
Thoughts?
texasmonthly.com/being-texan…
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“You think a 12-team playoff stinks?
Back in my day ChatGPT’s great grandfather picked two teams based on some formula no one could explain.”
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Austin calls itself weird, but getting donuts at a steakhouse givens Denton, Tx some weird points too.
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Last week’s episode is up on YouTube now.
youtu.be/c934yhaKWk8?si=_Nqh…
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It’s easy to see why Bill’s story has been an audience favorite. His life’s mission has become preserving one of our most precious resources.
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This episode has been a hit with our audience.
Post office seafood, super heroes, and super humans. It’s got it all.
youtu.be/1uzaBzbdLKA?si=3_K8…
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My second episode of @tcreporter is up on YouTube and it’s got my favorite segment this far in it.
We learn what it means to be a great ancestor, among some other really fun things.
Watch -> youtu.be/yRU_GpR5N9E
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First full episode of @tcreporter is up on YouTube. This season we’ll be sharing full episodes there 7 days after original broadcast.
youtu.be/4cGOlYIqNyY?si=SItM…
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My first episode hosting @tcreporter is up on YouTube.
Sorry, no memes. Just extremely Texan footage.
youtu.be/4cGOlYIqNyY?si=NvrW…
Texas Humor retweeted
CenterPoint needs to mail everyone a $100 gift card for groceries. Super sad how much food got thrown away.
Texas Humor retweeted
The Booker T Jones episode is up there on my list of favorite One By Willie episodes.
@sponglr brought it on this one.
Give it a listen: bit.ly/3OIrlWx
Texas Humor retweeted
Not okay with people referring to Selena Gomez as just "Selena." Only one Selena, we retired that jersey. Call her Selena Gomez.
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Share if you love Texas open.spotify.com/album/7GEOp…
