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Dirty rozzer, father, husband,failed athelete and part-time turd polisher. Most Saturdays spent on the paddock corner flag

Gods Country
Joined August 2010
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Everton’s disaster last week of the transfer window: 🔵 Made O’Brien available for transfer ⚪️ Tried to sell the best academy product of the last decade, Harrison Armstrong to Forest for £35m before a fan backlash 🔵 Sent our only left back cover Aznou on loan to Malaga ⚪️ Sold 5 players in the last week of the window including Ndiaye on deadline day for £30m+ below his value 🔵 Spent just £4m on a right back the 'priority position' on deadline day ⚪️ Sold Beto on deadline day before confirming Balogun which fell through after failed medical and break down in negotiations 🔵 Offered £10m to United for a year loan for Zirkzee ⚪️ End the window with just 16 outfield players including just 1 recognised striker We already had one of the smallest squads in the league, we lost 8 players this summer and have gained just 4! This is not mere carelessness, it is a dereliction of such scale that it amounts to an absolute catastrophe.
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Such a blatant fucking lie.
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Henderson should have saved that. VG.
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Ridiculous. Just ridiculous.
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🗞️Incoming Manchester City Manager Enzo Maresca wants to hand Jack Grealish a lifeline to revive his Man City career. The Italian is expected to hold talks with Grealish. Everton are keen to sign Grealish again this Summer (Source - @CrossyDailyStar )
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A lot of neutrals finding out what it's like to be an Everton fan today
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From a relegation scrap to a European race in just over a year - how quickly we forget… Remember January 2025? We were 16th and a point above the drop. Since Moyes came back we've played 45 league games: 18 wins, 14 draws and only 13 losses. Only Arsenal, City, Villa, Chelsea and Liverpool have fewer defeats. We've conceded 49 goals against an expected 58.2. Right now it's easy to be frustrated, but we've gone from surviving to pushing for Europe in a year. Let's appreciate that progress and keep the faith. #InMoyesWeTrust
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The date Everton have reached 21 points over the last four seasons 🔵⚽️ 2025 - December 2nd 2024 - February 24th 2023 - February 18th 2022 - February 12th
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Moyes to Everton till 2027....that club really are clueless
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Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall correctly booked at Anfield for taking a free kick. Good to see some strong refereeing.
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I’ll take that.
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🚨EXCL: Liverpool enquire about Michael Keane as their pursuit of Marc Geuhi looks unlikely to happen. Arne Slot believes Keane is one of the best 4th choice centre backs in the league. #LFC #EFC 🔵
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Everton have completed the loan signing of Jack Grealish from Manchester City pending official announcement 🔵
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The last dance 💙🥂
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Images taken forty years apart. Class is permanent 🔵
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Star Wars: A New Hope returns to theaters April 2027 to celebrate 50 years of a galaxy far, far away: strw.rs/6003fkpqP
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🚨🔵 Adam Aznou will start medical at Everton on Sunday and then complete all formal steps of €12m package move. Malick Fofana, top target as exclusively revealed with advanced talks ongoing on club side with OL — up to the player.
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🚨🔵 Everton have prepared all documents for Thierno Barry with Villarreal, agreement confirmed. He’s the new striker for David Moyes. 💫
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Everton are now in talks with Villarreal for 22 year old striker Thierno Barry 🔵
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🚨🔵 EXCLUSIVE: Everton have reached verbal agreement to sign Kenny Tete as free agent, three year deal in place. Contract until June 2028 and formal steps to follow next week. Here we go, soon. ✅
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