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Armchair Superhero. Corpse in making. Lotus Eater. Madness is my gift, Brilliance is my curse. 'The truth must dazzle gradually Or every man be blind.' - ED

In a galaxy far away from responsibiliti…
Joined August 2011
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Best CEO. Forever.
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Replying to @sahilk
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Ladies log, please note:
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Happy Kinu Year to you.
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Just something for her fans. #Momoyaan
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Replying to @sahilk
@sahilk @mizarcle @mloclam Nominate Silky for #gooddate because
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We are happy announce the appointment of Mr. Kinu as the new CEO. His exemplary record as biscuit maker extraordinaire sealed the deal. We will be taking no further questions at this time.
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Ok. So the foster kitties. Had a potential wonderland forever home - it's starting to look like that plan may not work.Anybody interested in adopting these two absolute snugglebuns? If within Maharashtra, we'll come drop them off. Vaccinated, litter trained. Please RT 🙏🙏🥺🥺
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So @singing_puffer showed me a bedsheet, and I said "that belongs to #bedsheettwitter" Then she asked me "what is bedsheet twitter?" and here we are.
Mom: take this bedsheet, it’s new. Me: what colour is it? Mom: Grey Me: okay #NeverTrustMothers
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Thread - Tragedy does not warn you before knocking on your door. A lil over 3.5 months ago, the apple of my eyes, my niece Diyara was diagnosed with a rare childhood cancer – High Risk Metastatic (Stage 4) Neuroblastoma. She woke up one morning in mid-April refusing to walk (1/8)
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A 3-year old domesticated and super handsome Spitz boy needs a forever home. He will be an amazing companion dog for a family, and will thrive beautifully. If you can open your heart and home to him, please let me know! Thank you.
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A friend is looking to grow mushrooms on hardwood logs and needs Oak or Maple logs from South India. Any connects from where to source the logs? Please RT for visibility
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#SOS #Mumbai Need #Blood Type : Any group Blood Component : blood Number of Units : 2 Primary Number : 9820099179 Patient : Keshav Nimai Das Illness : Liver Transplant Via: @kanadetrupti #BloodMatters Powered by Twitter
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We have finished 30 workspace tasting sessions in March and we are not done yet. If you have an office in Bangalore that would like to taste @bonomiofficial cold brew, please fill out this form or DM. We will come with fresh brews :) forms.gle/RPArkBEh8WQMgrzg7
Kicked off our workspace cold brew coffee tasting sessions with with the @DeepSourceHQ team - thanks for having us over @PhilisGrace! #DeepSourceGotBrewed
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Looking for a serviced apartment in #mahim #mumbai. A 3bhk for someone undergoing medical treatment and his family. Any leads appreciated
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