She still the bomb call her lotus. Iβm an acquired taste, if you donβt like me, acquire some taste π just tweeting personal thoughts
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βYeah, boss, I cut up the judgesβ nametags. Yeah, by putting on a blindfold and waving around a butcherβs knife, just like you asked.β
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Pro se in court right now:
I have no idea with this [pleading] says. I used AI to write it. I don't know what it means.
Nah I feel bad for him this would piss me tf off. This is like when you ready to smoke then all your materials miraculously go missing or you realize you ran out of papers
This guy had stolen at least four bottles of alcohol and was trying to remove the security tags on the Tube.
All the seats around him cleared so fast as other passengers were telling people to move away from him with non-verbal communication.
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3rd day of quitting smoking: what is even the point of quitting? i *want* to smoke so why shouldnt i???? we have so little joy in these times
Ngl I donβt like when my co workers unknowingly use Microsoft Teams gifs that are from slave movies.
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