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Huff

@ThaMagicDragon

probably late and definitely hungover | dirty commie bastard | he/him

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Joined March 2014
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馃幎Huff the magic dragon Lived on the coast And tweeted horny on his main At risk of the group chat's roast All of funny twitter Loved that rascal Huff And gave him likes and retweets And even DM'd him stuff馃幎
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You can either talk shit or fuck shit, but I'm a greedy little pig and I wanna do both
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Explaining blowjobs to an American: okay so imagine a hotdog and a hamburger
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The main takeaway from this tweet is that people assume I鈥檓 the Prime Minister of Canada Mark Carney鈥檚 son
Dan Carney (@DanManCarney) profile pictureDan Carney
@DanManCarneyNov 8
Asking some guys at the bar if they want to do coke with me in the bathroom and then pooping in front of them instead
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馃,馃え, and 馃 should all be next to each other on the keyboard and it's insane that they aren't already
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(Frog in a pot of water that鈥檚 about to boil) Please keep watching鈥lease don鈥檛 look away
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I'm like 6-0 against girls and their cats that "don't like boys" They can sense my loving heart
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so was spongebob :)
saint (@saintisvrstile) profile picturesaint@saintisvrstileNov 6
I'm under a lot of the same conditions that made squidward so mean.
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Since moving back to my hometown it's really nice that when someone recognizes me and I don't recognize them it's not because I was blackout it's because they think I'm my brother
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White hat pedophile confirmed
Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) profile pictureDonald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump16 Oct 2014
I watched Russell Brand @rustyrockets on the @jimmyfallon show the other night鈥攚hat the hell do people see in Russell鈥攁 major loser!
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So weird when people get mad at the bus driver when the bus is late, if buddy leaves on time it's kinda out of their hands after that, you drive the route and stop at the stops, do you want em to leave early because of the traffic ??
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I don't even speak french and that geico croissant commercial makes me so mad that I'm patriotic for the proud fake nation of quebec, parti quebecoise to me! Let's get these guys!
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Depressed Woman Takes Moment to Remember How Some Cats Are Fluffy
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Huff retweeted
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amina@dobv8idNov 4
Alex Claremont-Diaz got the last laugh
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Don鈥檛 Stop Believing reeeemix
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His name is actually Jason Turkish? I thought he was some weird turkish guy that though he looked like Jason Statham
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Keep going Anakin! Complete the cycle!
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Sir Doge of the Coin 鈿旓笍 (@dogeofficialceo) profile pictureSir Doge of the Coin 鈿旓笍
@dogeofficialceoNov 1
My politics in 2020 My politics now
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Who else can relate?! 馃ぃ
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It's so funny that getting rid of the time change is like a 90/10 issue but between having the hour of sunlight be in the morning or the evening is almost perfectly 50/50
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Imagine you do something everyone wants done but half of them are still pissed off, sometimes I'm glad my digital footprint makes a career in politics literally impossible
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