Civil/election litigation. Past: @NR_Institute, @marshablackburn's speechwriter, Team Cornyn, TX House. Hail Purdue 🚂 #ForTheShoe

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Neutralizing the Fedora Guy threat since 2001
I wonder what Jerimy is up to these days.
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Oh COME ON
Every year, thousands of DC residents lose their homes over unpaid rent. Most owe less than $5,000. Going to court is stressful for tenants, expensive for landlords, and slows down the system. We need a better way to resolve rent issues. 🧵⬇️
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The LEASE was also legally binding and agreed to. And, landlords already have the power to enter into the DC version of a Texas Rule 11 and enforce it in court. How are we enforcing this new step?
Replying to @CMRobertWhiteDC
Once everyone agrees on a plan, it gets filed with the court so it is official and legally binding. This protects tenants who just need a little help to get back on track, while making sure landlords get paid without waiting months for a court date 📆
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You're planning a 30th birthday getaway...in the middle of a GENOCIDE??
You’re voting… in the middle of a GENOCIDE??
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The boo hooing over this is just preposterous. It is *wrong* for you to expect your friends to only propose ideas that cater to your specific situation. CRIMINEY. Universal Wellbutrin when???
I feel compelled to point out that it took her two comments to admit that she and her husband simply don't want to go and that the whole MY CHILDREN freakout is just her doing the thing parents do when they don't have the balls to politely decline.
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Boiler up *toot toot* 🚂🚂🚂
Purdue University's IDEAS Lab built an autonomous drone that tracks runners through dense forests completely without GPS or cloud networks. By running 3D LiDAR mapping and obstacle-avoidance AI entirely on-chip, it can weave under tree canopies and predict target movement through blind spots in real time. Massive implications for next-gen search & rescue and edge AI.
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Maybe the real Covid-conscious KN95 lesbian bar was the friends we made while tweeting it to death
🚨 The Massachusetts COVID-conscious lesbian bar is closing. RIP Last Ditch, you gave us the best story of the year 😭
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I feel compelled to point out that it took her two comments to admit that she and her husband simply don't want to go and that the whole MY CHILDREN freakout is just her doing the thing parents do when they don't have the balls to politely decline.
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NEW - Adolf Hitler's Alpine retreat, the Eagle's Nest, was completely destroyed after a potential arson attack last night in Bavaria's Berchtesgaden, Germany.
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Traitorous conduct notwithstanding, talk about coming straight from central casting
🚨 NEW: Meet Ian Brinksman, 42, a Washington, DC-based government contractor arrested by the FBI today for allegedly leaking TOP SECRET national defense information to a romantic partner who published classified material on Substack. His LinkedIn lists Deloitte, national security consulting, and a current reserve intelligence officer for the US Navy.
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No. Keep your paws off the trigger unless you're going to pull it, Alice from Essex!
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Hey @opi_products, feels like a good time to let Hollywood Blonde out of the vault
Fashion | @ELLEmagazine wrote that experts predict that Taylor Swift nails style at Academy Museum Gala will be a bigger trend for fall. “I would call Taylor’s manicure ‘Gilded Champagne Nails.’ It’s a beautiful, elevated take on metallics that feels both timeless and modern. What I love about this look is the soft, shimmering gold finish, which adds just the right amount of glamour without overpowering her overall look,” says Rebecca Isa, creative director at Zoya.
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This is against Texas law. Do not do this. If I can find the county this man lives in. I will be filing a complaint with the district attorney's office. in accordance with the Texas election code's enforcement provisions.
Stood next my wife and told her exactly how to vote. For the record, zero “coercion” required. It brings her joy to aid her husband in crushing wicked men like James Talarico.
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Amy Miller retweeted
This was a very hard interview. Truthfully, I wanted to avoid it. Sharing it feels scary & vulnerable — especially because, let’s face it, this place can be a cesspool. But we love Mom so much & hope this can be helpful for others who are touched by this cruel disease. Please consider watching: youtu.be/u2Lr3_hn76M?is=ttGH…
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Everybody wants this, and if you say you don't want this you're poor and a liar just like me!
BREAKING-first renderings of a new private terminal for COMMERCIAL flights at @Dulles_Airport are being released today. Basically, travelers can pay to skip the main terminal, go through private security and will get their own ride to standard commercial airplanes @nbcwashington
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DC area golfers will forever call the new golf course "Trash Island"
Fellow DCers: Has anyone ever heard this nickname?
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Only one man can save us now…
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FILL IN THE BLANK: The next GM for the Indianapolis Colts should be ________.
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"The #Colts first call will be/has been to Peyton Manning.” “The call will not only get names/suggestions, it will explore whether or not Peyton is interested in being a GM for Colts as the entry point, that would include ownership interest.” Via @dpshow
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