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Joined February 2022
I filter the fuck out of my face. Cope. ✌️
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Lemonade has existed for around 100 years longer than your country has 🤣 You can thank us for that too! 🥰
At a bar ordering a drink from a British bartender Me: “Can i get a tequila soda, splash of lemonade?” Bartender: “uhh what do you mean, like sprite?” Me: “no tequila soda with lemonade” Bartender: “I’m confused what you want” Does lemonade not exist in England?
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The British brand R Whites is one of the oldest lemonade brands in the world having been founded in 1845 and first producing lemonade between 1845-1855 rwhites.co.uk
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This is objectively better than it being 23 degrees at 2am
It’s raining everywhere in the UK right now, thanks to Storm #Boelo ☔️
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I really need to stop clicking on the For You tab 😅
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They'll also look you straight in the eye and tell you to fuck off with posts like this, you unoriginal vagina.
British people will look you dead in the eyes and ask if u want a digestive biscuit
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Boelo is a stupid name. It should be changed to Bollocks.
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At a bar ordering a drink from a British bartender Me: “Can i get a tequila soda, splash of lemonade?” Bartender: “uhh what do you mean, like sprite?” Me: “no tequila soda with lemonade” Bartender: “I’m confused what you want” Does lemonade not exist in England?
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The British brand R Whites is one of the oldest lemonade brands in the world having been founded in 1845 and first producing lemonade between 1845-1855 rwhites.co.uk
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I'm pretty sure we're waking up in Narnia tomorrow #FreeShoes
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Fuck off. And when you get there, fuck off from there too. Then fuck off some more. Keep fucking off until you get back here. Then fuck off again.
Does it ever stop raining in Britain? Seriously, I’ve been here a week and it hasn’t stopped.
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