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A professional writer who nonetheless guarantees that each and every tweet will contain at leest won typo. #NatAndOlga’s boss/employee. IG: that_heather_beck

Joined December 2020
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Pierre Escargot 4 life.
In SNL’s entire history, only ten cast members have lasted ten seasons. Kenan Thompson has more than doubled that. My take: he isn’t the best cast member ever. He’s the reason the show is still on. Kenan joined in 2003 at 25, after Nickelodeon’s All That and Kenan & Kel. He’s the first regular cast member born after SNL premiered. He passed Darrell Hammond’s 14 seasons around 2018, and said he felt “a little guilty.” Lorne Michaels called him “the person I most rely on in the cast.”
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Crystalline signatures left behind with lightyears of observable universe. What can one say, when time becomes something outside of negotiable. This #Tantalus is a sculpture that will be substantial. It won’t know that so many grams of anything might have converted to be terra.
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“Villains who twirl their moustaches are easy to spot. Those who clothe themselves in good deeds are well camouflaged. [They] will always be with us, waiting for the climate in which to flourish, spreading fear in the name of righteousness. Vigilance is the price we pay.” 4.21🖖
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This is haunting, and I adore it. I think it’s just wonderful that Halloween and Dia de los Muertos take place at the same time. (La Catrina, CDMX, the Zocalo, 33 meters tall, an homage to the OG José Guadalupe Posada rendition). Photo credit is Gio Cruz #elgiomx on IG. ❤️🇲🇽 ❤️
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Not me pictured. But Lord, how it does remind me of those halcyon days where wearing a sweater didn’t make me look overdue with twins. 😅🙃🤰🏻🤰🏻
It's amazing what can be hidden 🥵🥵
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About six years ago, or so. I can, very much, wait to try this shirt on again — for some reason, it insists on haunting me, across oceans. I guess I just enjoy the pattern. Lack of stretchiness be damned. Sigh. I used to be so much more… managable.
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I must remind myself to show off some examples of camouflage. I’ve gotten, actually, pretty good at it.
It's amazing what can be hidden 🥵🥵
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Dude. It’s McReady AND Childs. Sharing a celebratory drink, waiting for the cold to take them both, until the rescuers come in the summer… And then…
John Carpenter told Bong Joon Ho (and everyone at the David Geffen Theater) there’s a hint in the middle of THE THING that reveals whether MacReady or Childs is The Thing by the end of the movie and… I think I found that hint. *spoilers for a 43 year old movie below*
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This is something that fascinates me. I have no internal monologue. But I do have a rich sense of internal consciousness. It’s not a voice. It’s more like clouds of gas that bump together and exchange some of their bits with other clouds. Then, thoughts, consideration, and so-on.
my husband doesn't have an internal monologue (psychopath), I asked him what he thinks about before he goes to sleep, he said "nothing". No thoughts, no fantasies. I'm shook. I'm living a million lives and slowly going insane and he's just chilling
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I mean, it’s simple. But it is one of those “Well, damn, right?” kinda pictures.
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#NewProfilePic Kinda felt good, because I’m a badass. Or insomuch as I am inclined to consider such things.
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I’ve been hemming (and also hawing!) for that story to talk about, to get the flow going. I’ll go into it next, over on the Patreon. No spoilers, but nobody died. I’m sure there was litigation. Me and Nat and Olga vanished in the wind. I think.
Busty Dusty talks about the time her massive boobs caused a car accident
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A million out of 10, I have no notes.
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Does anyone actually know, because I’m curious. How are projections made on a Tuesday, to find out how a film will perform when it comes out in theaters on Friday? Is it 4D marketing, are tickets all by reservation now, is it the almighty algorithm, etc.?
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Dear God, can we please get this man a hat that is more grand and befitting a gentleman of his caliber? I am not being sarcastic — I’ve never seen anyone more deserving of a 20-gallon. If such a hat does not exist, it shall be created.
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I always thought it had to do with the fact that Steve Jobs’ design principles were based on the idea of individualized uses of standardized, modular spaces, (the ‘70s era cookie-cutter neighborhood he grew up in.) It’s a phone; but you tinker with it, and now it’s YOUR phone.
Can I ask a dumb question what does the “i” in iPhone stand for?
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Temple. Slaps only. One-hit kills. No Odd Job.
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Nope. Nope, nope, nope.
Reason 4672 to be grumpy in the era of streaming Watching The Last Crusade and there was a 2 and a half minute ad roll between these to shots, ruining the best gag in the film
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