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Chinese Spy according to Elon Musk. Queen of Too Soon.

Washington, D.C. | Shenzen
Joined October 2018
This #FoxNews clip aged well
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Anyone who still believes that wars are anything but profiteering rackets in 2026 to raise prices (and billionaire profits) deserves to go to the frontlines. Follow the money, always
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He can't hear you
Rest in peace, Sir Patrick Stewart... you will be greatly missed by the world.
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Elections are like two chickens voting on who cuts off their heads
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The hardest part about owning an iPhone is probably coming out to your parents
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Heading back from Korea after doing a little business
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If God made everything He must be Chinese
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8 years of genius Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary
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Just remembered I parked my Tesla Roadster on the side of McDonalds
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The demoralization of America is complete
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What are you using your super intelligence for?
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Would you trust this person with your military?
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This is literally communism
If Republicans win the House of Representatives and the Senate in the 2026 Midterm Elections, I’m going to give all adult citizens in the United States of America, $5,000! Thank you for your attention to this matter, and I look forward to signing those checks!
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This repeats a promise Trump made in September 2026. The US has approximately 250 million adult citizens so the total cost would be over 1.25 trillion dollars. Congress must approve any such federal spending. nytimes.com/2026/09/10/us/… pbs.org/newshour/polit…
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The Great Wall of America vs The Great Wall of China
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That is one helluva walking frame
Madonna made her big return to the MTV Video Music Awards, her first time at the annual event in 23 years, and it was a history-making moment. Read more from @robsheff: rollingstone.com/music/music…
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President XI: From a thousand mountains, birds have vanished; on ten thousand paths, human traces are gone. A lone boat, an old man in straw cloak and hat , fishing alone in the cold river snow. Such are my thoughts at this moment. Trump: Autopen lol Am I right? Media are dummy!
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In these historic times I am reminded of the words Confucius so wisely said, "用一根筷子吃饭的人会被戳到眼睛"
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The Supreme Leader of America, Donald Trump, finally met with the world's technological leader, Xi Jinping, at the Whitehouse. Trump calling Xi Jinping's wife PingPong went completely unnoticed.
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