Genuis Cro Flumpler Probably not AI Ordained Minister The World's Tallest Midget High-functioning Sociopath Former Candidate for President

Arizona, USA, Earth
Joined December 2018
Best Halloween candy playoffs. Round one. Please retweet.
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3 Musketeers or Mr. Goodbar?
100%3 Musketeers
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And finally, Baby Ruth or Milky Way?
50%Baby Ruth
50%Milky Way
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Nitwit who does the cooking around here overcooked tonight's Stuffed Pepper. Tasty, though.
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Cawfee.
🚨 500 FOLLOWERS GIVEAWAY 🚨 You all pushed me over 500 - thank you all so much! To celebrate, I’m giving away a full bag of @RangerUpCoffee (winner’s choice of roast - whatever fuels your mission). How to enter: ✅ Follow me! ✅ Like this post ✅ Repost ✅ Comment which blend you’d pick (or what it’s fueling) Ends November 1st. Winner drawn and announced November 2nd. RangerUpCoffee.com
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"Designed exclusively for everyone". Ummm...what?!? If it's exclusive it's not for everyone and if it's for everyone it doesn't exclude anyone. Or does exclusively have another definition of which I am unaware?
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Y'know...I unfollow accounts for a variety of reasons. With some it's an easy decision and with others it's kind of sad to see them go. But when someone outright tells you not to follow them, the only question that remains is: Mute and block or not?
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Okay, I need this like I need another hole in me head, but this is pretty fucking cool.
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So...Mickey D is bring back the McRib. But only in five markets? Fuck you, @McDonalds.
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The last film in tonight's triple feature is Theater of Blood starring Vincent Price and Diana Rigg. I saw this one in the the theater when it was new.
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Up next: Madhouse starring Vincent Price and Peter Cushing. I think I've already got this one figured out.
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