Writer. Film: Optimus Prime Awakening // TV: Twisted Metal / Revolution / Chance // Comics: Rogue Sun / MMPR / TMNT // I'm probably the guy who stole your pen.

Los Angeles, CA
Joined June 2009
So in CLIFF BOOTH, Brad Pitt plays a projectionist in a David Fincher movie. Pay attention during those reel changes.
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was watching “Batman The Animated Series”, buddy threw for 400 yards throwing like this lol
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Really enjoyed LANTERNS. Excited to see what Season Two brings.
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This is why I shake my head when people suggest the Clippers should move to Seattle. You don't leave the #2 media market in the country for the 13th, regardless if you become the sole NBA team. Being in LA is why they're worth 8 billion dollars.
The average NBA team is worth $6.64 billion, according to data compiled by Sportico. The Golden State Warriors rank first at $14.5 billion, while the Memphis Grizzlies rank last at $4.2 billion Full list: sportico.com/feature/nba-tea…
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Just something to remember: Box office isn't a measure of quality, but of marketing and public interest. A lot of terrible movies do great for an opening weekend while some good movies bomb. The Superbowl is the most watched game every year, that doesn't make it the best game.
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When all your friends are at NYCC, you watch the OASIS DOCUMENTARY.
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So... I've either killed Ben Affleck, or he has killed me. Or maybe both.
Ben Affleck says he gets into arguments with 12 year-olds who destroy him on Fortnite “My son was obsessed with Fortnite, playing Fortnite all the time. I always play games. I play first person shooter games, so I think I'm good, and then 12-year-olds just f*ck you up” “I try to come out and I'm like, ‘Here I come.’ I get killed right away, and then they taunt you, like, ‘You suck.’ I end up getting in arguments. ‘F*ck you! I don't suck! I'm a grown man!’” “My son, he's like, ‘For Christmas, can you get me these skins for Fortnite? But they're 300 bucks.’ I'm like, ‘They ain't even real? Just to wear in the game?’ That's bullshit”
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While watching a scenic view of San Diego during the Brewers/Padres game... Commentator: "Founded by the Germans in 1904, not really. I just wanted to say that." That cracked me up. Ron Burgundy would be proud.
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It's a shame more people aren't talking about "IT ENDS". It's truly a fantastic independent film. Promoting it as a horror movie does it a disservice. It's says a lot and lets you process it in real time. It's going to age very well.
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Is there any commercial Kristen Bell won't do?
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This diner has some amazing clientele.
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"It was my greatest honor to steer you directly into the iceberg. I wish you all the best of luck, but if you'll excuse me... my mega yacht lifeboat is waiting."
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So... No Denis AND No Taylor this time.
‘SICARIO 3’ is officially moving forward with Emily Blunt, Benicio Del Toro and Josh Brolin all returning. Padraic McKinley is set to direct with Steven Knight writing the script. (Source: Deadline)
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It's sad that all advertisements are basically just for AI, sports betting apps, or obscure medications with terrifying side effects. They used to be for cool stuff... like Milk.
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Coyote v. Acme is a clever and surprisingly emotional film. Highly recommend.
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You know... I'm starting to suspect some influencers out there are exaggerating for clicks. This is going to give me trust issues.
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James gonna magically find some more "deleted scenes" from that first Avatar any minute now...
‘AVENGERS: ENDGAME’ has crossed $2.9B globally. It will surpass ‘AVATAR’ in the coming days, becoming the highest-grossing movie of all time.
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I'm not one to call for impeachment, but... we have to have standards.
Restaurants are warning that Trump's tariffs on tomatoes could end free chips and salsa.
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I can't imagine how this will go horribly wrong...
Audible will soon let you talk to audiobook characters using generative AI Its new Interactive Stories feature lets characters respond to listeners questions in real time
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